Okay...this sounded like a conspiracy and I took steps to see how far it went so I broke out my trusty electron microscope and took a peek at my mother board...guess what I found...thats right...
I thing went to my pillow and grabbed a sample of dead skin and found a bedbug...thats right...I found this...
I held my poster of Jimi Hendrix up to a black light and found this....
hold me...I'm scared...