kissing

actually you can.

there was a girl i liked in middle school, but i knew i was gonna get rejected so i kept it to myself. she became my friend, another friend i thought i could trust told her how i felt, and she became a bitch to me for the rest of the year.

i understand her side completely, she trusted me and found out i hadn't been honest. but now that my judgement isn't clouded, i can see she really is a bitch. no loss there.


and if you dont ask, you cant atleast say you've tried.
 
i would never pay to see bewbs. thats what free porn is for.

and at this point i dont really care about touching bewbs. i want to, but there are more important things to me. like being happy.
 
[Khorne]Johnny X said:
I'm gonna have to agree w/ him. The only thing worse than being a fat loser is quoting one in your sig for a week.
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i thought it was jolly that he made fun of himself on here. that's all.
 
TerraForce said:
uhh, dark draco, most of these guys are pretty useless so here's my expert knowledge to you (hence the rich"stud" - roffles):

go to your local drug dealer and ask for "Rohypnol (also called flunitrazepam)." it's illegal in the states but it's legal outside the states so it won't be too hard to find. it's pretty cheap, only about $5. it is a white pill, virtually undetectable if you dissolve in her drink.

so get rohypnol and take her out to the park swing or something when no one is around (or even better, in your room). dissolve the pill in her hawaian punch (or sunny d, or whatever the hell you kids drink these days), and watch as she becomes "vulnerable" to your moves. now keep in mind that rohypnol IS additive if taken regularly.

as she's not herself, take advantage and practice. go as far as you want. she won't be able to resist, and you'll be able to get some valuable experience. you can hit it all you want. do this until you're comfortable with your kissing abilities, and now you're set to do this when she is herself. :)

rohypnol will work better if taken with alcohol, but i doubt your gf will take liquor with her juicy juice.

good luck, i expect pics.
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back on 4th page, i've posted this.
 
rohypnol isn't white anymore. they add dye to it so it shows up in drinks. high isn't the same either. fuckin' feds
 
Dark Draco said:
ok ive been going out with this girl for like 2 months, and we have hugged and stuff, and i feel comfortable around her and stuff, but i want to kiss her and I dont really know how. I have never kissed a girl before [yes i am young] and i am kinda nervous and i dont know how i should do it. here are my questions:

- do you think she is getting kinda mad or wondering why i haven't kissed her yet
- how do i work up the courage to kiss her ?

thanks TW
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-yes
-grow a sack

Seriously, you need confidence. Believe in yourself. Any first kiss with someone is special, but it's not the best kiss you'll have with that person.

It's like dancing. If you've never led before, let her lead :)

Don't drool on her, don't open your eyes, don't clash your teeth, don't try to shove your tongue in her stomach.
 
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