Dutch
Dutch began his career in Tribes 1 playing Renegades, and did not become a well known player in base competition until the twilight of the game. Dutch was often praised for his top flight play in Renegades, especially because of the fact that he played on a Dial-up connection throughout it all. During the later years of tribes, Dutch was arguably the most dominant and outspoken capper around. He also played for team 5150 in Tribes: Vengeance though he quit soon after release because the game was really horrible. He is considered to be having an internet relationship with teammate Merlin from Guardians of Dahak. Dutch and Merlin often had tendencies which would have them sit in their basement talking to each other late in the night, and getting fired from menial jobs like Blockbuster and Burger King.
Contents
1 The End Times
2 Little Known Facts
3 Theme Song - Completely Not Stolen From Canadian Children's Television
4 Conclusion??
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The End Times
In the dying moments of the trives 1 dynasty Dutch came to one of his most beloved of friends, Dare, and said, "Dare my best friend of all time I beseech you! Please aid me in saving what little of this glorious LT community we have left by hosting a Tribes 1 pickup server for our decaying community! It is in this server that tribes 1 shall make its last stand, glory be to Allah!" And so Dare acknowledged his request in a most kingly and regal fashion by uniting the 5 pieces of the tri-force and thus creating the server named, Fettucini's Gay Social Club, flute players wove a flowing melody of celebration, cake was served and confetti was thrown for 6 days and 7 nights. On the 7th day Dutch said to his loved ones, the tribal community, "I go now to a new beginning, to a house of shit, to teach the people living in this ShitHouse how to play the game of tribes so that they may become prosperous. My friends I leave with you my wisdom and spirit in this game of tribes, may the server of Fettucini's Gay Social Club flourish for many generations!" And with that the greatest orator of tribes, Dutch, was gone, down a new adventurous path of spreading hope for a better Christmas-Tomorrow-NeverLand-TheresNoPlaceLikeHome for all and GoodNight - noo doubt.
~wsnow
~wchaka
~wtricc
~wewokcele
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Little Known Facts
-Dutch is a FairyTale aficionado, his favorite being the story of Rumpelstiltskin collected by The Brothers Grimm
-Dutch can also play Light Defense if needed, but seldom ever does
-Dutch is a Tribes 1 Meme, if you're doing goodly in tribes and ur cookin some a$$es (like 6 or more carrier kills on ld, shout out to LoST_sAnDz!!!) then you can consider yourself in Dutch Mode.
-Dutch is probably a robot.
-Dutch is my friend, he could be your friend 2 :-D
-Dutch reckons he could probably knock out a fairly large sized dog with one punch; ace in the hole baby!
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Theme Song - Completely Not Stolen From Canadian Children's Television
In the future all shall know...
Men once walked upon the Earth alone...
Now we fly at mega-height,
LONG LIVE AIRLANTIS!
Flight is might...
DragonFlyz MaxiMize!
Fly forever through DragonSkyz,
When DreadWing and his GrimWings Rize,
No One can stop him BUT the DRAGONFLYZ
FLIGHT IS MIGHT!
FLIGHT IS MIGHT!
DragonFlyz maximize,
WATCH THE SKYZ FOR DRAGONFLYYYZ!
DragonFlyz!
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Conclusion??
So, Dutch is a seriously gay dude, however he is far from the worst, and in a way this is what makes him special. In having many classic homosexual attributes he has developed a diamond hardened aura of faggotry, binding and protecting him from challengers, AND at the same time Dutch does not completely let his homosexuality consume him (unlike fellow tribers Zepto or Alternating Cap Fag) and thus is still able to control his powers. Dutch is the glue that binds this confused and sometimes monochromatic community together, love him for what he is, a champion.
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