So, 38 weeks ago I had sex...

Congratulations. Only 9 years before she voluntarily touches her first penis. :(
 
Great, now the 4 year count down starts, and the Ho Playbook continues.

New house, New Mini Van, new dog, she quits her job, cheats, divorces (because her friends tell her too).
 
Get ready for your world to be flipped upside down....congrats, enjoy, it is all worth it (lil guys now 4 months old, sleep; you elusive bastard.....)
 
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