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Originally Posted by Fool
Had my penis slammed in a door.
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True story. It was pretty ****ed up...
I've never seen anyone in so much pain in my life.
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Originally Posted by HypnosisFX
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Why the hell is that funny?
Ok, I ****ed a monkey while swinging from a tree, drinking coffee, and smoking a blunt, only to throw the monkey away because I found another hotter monkey, which I proceeded to **** while swinging on a vine, then I tossed the other monkey away, let go of my vine, flipped in the air, landed on a steam roller, ****ed that until it couldn't handle anymore than it screamed and alerted the cops, which came running to see what was happening and upon seeing me, they all became very horny and we had one great big giant orgy until all of their eyes popped out of their sockets.
I could write a longer 3 page version if you want... Just let me know...