Enlightened One
Veteran XX
This is Cedric Bixler Zavala:
Cedric is the lead singer for The Mars Volta and the now defunct At The Drive-In. He is also the epitome of pretentious douchebaginess. His lyrics are usually a nonsensical concoction of cool-sounding words strung together to say...well...nothing in particular.
Let's play a game. I'm going to post some snippets of lyrics. Half of these will be actual lyrics by Bixler Zavala and the other half will be crap lyrics made up by me. Contestants must try to determine which lyrics are Cedric's and which are mine.
Do not use
. It defeats the purpose of this exercise.
1
Mongrel hypothesis
Erupting shrapnel to the mind
Architect's butcher knives
2
When the taxidermist ruined
Goose stepped the freckling impatience
All the brittle tombs
3
Quick to the throat
In this ink cartridge funeral
Marble caps lock
Zip code affiliate
4
Sanctified harbors macabre
Tonsils pooling magnetic
Symphonic puppets at the doorstep
Bloodshed arcade treachery
5
Mutations will consume
Rotting carcass in stations
White coffins overrun
With the smell of crustaceans
6
A half mass commute through umbilical blisters
Spector will lurk
Radar has gathered
Midnight nooses from boxcar cadavers
7
Holocaust saxophones entombed
Steeped in dripping contusions
Cerebrotomy ceaselessly creeping
Sycophant easels out loud
Treacherous cipher confusion
8
Aeronautics hacked
The spine of paragraphs
Prepare to indent, a coma that read
Floating in a soundproof costume
Here comes the monolith
9
Volcanic translation incisors
Ripping flesh tenderloins
Shrouded darkness guillotines
Still they spew blasphemy
10
Touching earth in a capital faunt
Heat seeking gums bleeding
Fingers snapping
At the catacomb stabbings
Cedric is the lead singer for The Mars Volta and the now defunct At The Drive-In. He is also the epitome of pretentious douchebaginess. His lyrics are usually a nonsensical concoction of cool-sounding words strung together to say...well...nothing in particular.
Let's play a game. I'm going to post some snippets of lyrics. Half of these will be actual lyrics by Bixler Zavala and the other half will be crap lyrics made up by me. Contestants must try to determine which lyrics are Cedric's and which are mine.
Do not use
. It defeats the purpose of this exercise. 1
Mongrel hypothesis
Erupting shrapnel to the mind
Architect's butcher knives
2
When the taxidermist ruined
Goose stepped the freckling impatience
All the brittle tombs
3
Quick to the throat
In this ink cartridge funeral
Marble caps lock
Zip code affiliate
4
Sanctified harbors macabre
Tonsils pooling magnetic
Symphonic puppets at the doorstep
Bloodshed arcade treachery
5
Mutations will consume
Rotting carcass in stations
White coffins overrun
With the smell of crustaceans
6
A half mass commute through umbilical blisters
Spector will lurk
Radar has gathered
Midnight nooses from boxcar cadavers
7
Holocaust saxophones entombed
Steeped in dripping contusions
Cerebrotomy ceaselessly creeping
Sycophant easels out loud
Treacherous cipher confusion
8
Aeronautics hacked
The spine of paragraphs
Prepare to indent, a coma that read
Floating in a soundproof costume
Here comes the monolith
9
Volcanic translation incisors
Ripping flesh tenderloins
Shrouded darkness guillotines
Still they spew blasphemy
10
Touching earth in a capital faunt
Heat seeking gums bleeding
Fingers snapping
At the catacomb stabbings
