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occasionally i have a really graphic dream that i wake up and want to see as a movie. just now:
i'm at a baseball game sitting in the upper deck talking to a stranger. i glance what looks like some dude flashing his dick, but when i look closer it's all blackened and deformed with cracked flesh and a huge open sore on top which looks like spaghetti under a pool of pus.
i reach over and touch it (my dreams are telling me i want to touch dick) and instantly tendrils sprout out, growing into sort of octopus tentacles spiraling like crazy in every direction. the thing at the center now looks like a large white starfish instead of a penis. a vine-like tendril comes towards me but the guy next to me grabs it and it eviscerates him, turning him into a giant pulsing mass of pus spaghetti with a dried out human head and limbs hanging off. this is happening to everyone around me.
i can't get to the stairs so i run to the top row. when i turn back, the whole upper deck is covered in the gooey tentacle pods. the thing is now a floating, super primitive looking 2d drawing of an armless and headless humanoid, sort of like a hieroglyph. disembodied voices chant satanic sounding stuff about a risen god. i jump off the edge of the stadium.
anyway what are your good nightmares
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Your Flying Spaghetti Monster God is trying to reveal himself to you. You've seen the prophetic truth now preach it.
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All my best nightmares involve me ridding the world of muslims and chinese people...
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Interpreting that dream is easy. You are gay, but in denial. You are afraid that if you actually embrace your gayness, that you will become addicted to the cock and will eventually contrast a std. And die.
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Originally Posted by Gandalf
Interpreting that dream is easy. You are gay, but in denial. You are afraid that if you actually embrace your gayness, that you will become addicted to the cock and will eventually contrast a std. And die.
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why was it at a baseball game tho
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Because you secretly love black dick and balls. duh.
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Originally Posted by bowl of blood
why was it at a baseball game tho
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It's obvious. Analogy for your life, surrounded by strangers you have nothing in common with, except for the enjoyment of watching men fondle phallic symbols and balls.
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my worst nightmares usually involve nuclear explosions or snakes
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Many years ago I would occasionally have a nightmare that my dick fell off and I was in a panic looking for it.
It was probably from the song "Detachable Penis", or maybe it was from Eddy Murphy explaining that bit where his girlfriend said "If I catch you cheating on me Eddy, I'll wait till you're asleep and CUT YOUR DICK OFF". Scary ****.
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I had a horror dream
Myself, generic girl I'm with, and guy friend. Do things guy gets mad I'm with girl like wtf this is known quantity. Anyways go to sleep and start having nightmares. Yes dream in dream my mind goes wild at night. Eventually realize guy is pulling girl and I into these dreams to torture. I keep it together but girl going nuts cause shes a girl and im sexist etc. Eventually just start mocking the guy mercilessly. I've now had about a dozen dreams her and i get tortured but im just getting more belligerent at him and really sticking the knife in him psychologically as it goes on as i realize nothing matters and every dream is another 5-10 minute chunk of real life time, he gets sad and stops. Then I just fully wake up.
V weird
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Last edited by Esteban_Villa; 11-20-2018 at 06:14..
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Any dreams involving baseball would prob bore me into a dream within a dream.
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Originally Posted by Esteban_Villa
I had a horror dream
Myself, generic girl I'm with, and guy friend. Do things guy gets mad I'm with girl like wtf this is known quantity. Anyways go to sleep and start having nightmares. Yes dream in dream my mind goes wild at night. Eventually realize guy is pulling girl and I into these dreams to torture. I keep it together but girl going nuts cause shes a girl and im sexist etc. Eventually just start mocking the guy mercilessly. I've now had about a dozen dreams her and i get tortured but im just getting more belligerent at him and really sticking the knife in him psychologically as it goes on as i realize nothing matters and every dream is another 5-10 minute chunk of real life time, he gets sad and stops. Then I just fully wake up.
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so u dreamed nightmare in elm st? be warned freddy was a child toucher and this is probably a sign u were hella touched as a child
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i remember the first time i discovered i was gay too
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if you were true gay you would have a dream to post in thread, do not appropriate my culture
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Originally Posted by bowl of blood
so u dreamed nightmare in elm st? be warned freddy was a child toucher and this is probably a sign u were hella touched as a child
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I never watched nightmare on elm st
Do I get royalties or something now
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ya wes craven is my barber now so i will let him know that he needs to hook you up
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