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1 - 07-26-2008, 22:11
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Okay get this... I go outside last night to smoke a cig, and I'm in the back yard, and I see a roach crawling around. I hate those nasty mother****ers, so I go to step on him, and it kicks into overdrive and starts running around the yard. Well no roach is any match for me, so I deploy my nimble Jackie Chan-like roach stomping skills and we go round-n-round the yard for a little bit, with me stamping all over the place trying to kill his disgusting little insect ass.

Well after about five or six stamps on the concrete, I flatten the thing and then beat on my chest in a proud display of human superiority, then finish up my cig, and I go back inside to the kitchen to grab some water before going back upstairs to my office.

Well, while I'm in the kitchen, I start feeling this really bad feeling on the lower left side of my back. It wasn't exactly a "pain", but it still kinda hurt if you know what I'm saying. At first I just thought I'd shaken my insides up a bit as I did mortal combat with the roach, but as I got my drink and made my way upstairs, the feeling became increasingly worse. When I got upstairs I decided to hit the bed instead of my office chair, and I laid down hoping the feeling would go away.

Well it didn't go away, in fact it got worse. But it didn't exactly hurt, it was more of a feeling of "Hey I'm feeling something somewhere I shouldnt be feeling anything... and it's scaring me... what the **** do I do??"

After walking around and panicking a bit and flopping around on the bed, eventually it subsided and I was able to relax. Now today, it doesn't "hurt" like I said, but I feel something there... right on my lower back on the left side, I guess where my kidneys are?

What the ****, man?

Did I like shock my insides or something stomping around on concrete??



Cliffs-

-Won a lot of money
-****ed supermodel
-Sry no pics
 
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2 - 07-26-2008, 22:13
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Call a doctor?
 
 
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3 - 07-26-2008, 22:14
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wow you have money and ****ed a supermodel this isnt poorpeople.com this is tribalwar
 
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4 - 07-26-2008, 22:15
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tito ortiz has a big head
 
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5 - 07-26-2008, 22:16
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So you did some miniscule level of physical activity for the first time in forever and your body is kind of shocked by it?
 
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6 - 07-26-2008, 22:16
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whatever it is , let's all hope it's terminal
 
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Vanster
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7 - 07-26-2008, 22:17
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I thought you quit smoking?

wtf man
 
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So you did some miniscule level of physical activity for the first time in forever and your body is kind of shocked by it?

Negro please.

I may work in I.T. and have no callouses, but I'm still fit and active.


Even a ****ing 80 year old man can stomp on the ground a few times and not need goddamned medical attention.
 
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9 - 07-26-2008, 22:18
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ok
 
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Negro please.

I may work in I.T. and have no callouses, but I'm still fit and active.


Even a ****ing 80 year old man can stomp on the ground a few times and not need goddamned medical attention.
not if an 80 year old man has a weak lower back.
 
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11 - 07-26-2008, 22:21
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You either pinched/tweaked a nerve during your stomping, and it will likely go away in a day or two... or... you only think you killed the roach... in reality it crawled up your leg, burrowed into your flesh and you are fostering roach-babies that will burst forth from you.

Probably more the former.
 
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12 - 07-26-2008, 22:25
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you done smoked yourself retarded
 
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13 - 07-26-2008, 22:27
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I want to live.
 
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you done smoked yourself retarded
wrong kind of smoking
 
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15 - 07-26-2008, 22:28
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Take The WSBN Story out of your back pocket.
 
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16 - 07-26-2008, 22:32
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you're ****ing old bro

this is the first road-sign on the impending downward journey
 
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you done smoked yourself retarded
I thought that movie was stupid, but laughed my ass off at that line.

Dave Chappelle > *
 
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18 - 07-26-2008, 23:10
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Maybe you dislodged a kidney stone and it has now begun it's trek towards the light.
 
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Trem_r
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19 - 07-26-2008, 23:36
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I had a pain similar to this a few years ago.. thought i was having a heart attack. It came on for no apparent reason. I went to the hospital and they couldn't find anything wrong with me.

This was a fw years ago, and at this point the only logical thing I've heard was that it was a gas bubble inside my body that was putting pressure on my organs.
 
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I like... dislocated my kidney.
 
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