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T-Refried-455
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hello how is dragonlife
~dickschnitzel~
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The Pumpkin King
Veteran XX
DoUthinkHeSaurus?
Dragon life is pretty cute, I think.
For one, you get to fly around and make mouth breathing cool by vomiting up whatever your "element" is... Maybe talk shop with local lords and vassals (if they don't wanna kill you first), or take a princess if they do. (Or so it says in the dragon code of honor)
I think it must take some kinda scum dragon to capture a princess though... Since it is basically the equivalent of dating a jappy NYC chick except you're also getting bad karma.
Knights are a tail pain since they are always out to skin you alive. Can't visit the local taverns for that reason because that's where they all hang out! So wrapped up in their quest for glory that they can't have a small conversation! So that's why I have to get my beer at target and find some other dragons to talk to online.
All in all, it cute, but could b better gg
For one, you get to fly around and make mouth breathing cool by vomiting up whatever your "element" is... Maybe talk shop with local lords and vassals (if they don't wanna kill you first), or take a princess if they do. (Or so it says in the dragon code of honor)
I think it must take some kinda scum dragon to capture a princess though... Since it is basically the equivalent of dating a jappy NYC chick except you're also getting bad karma.
Knights are a tail pain since they are always out to skin you alive. Can't visit the local taverns for that reason because that's where they all hang out! So wrapped up in their quest for glory that they can't have a small conversation! So that's why I have to get my beer at target and find some other dragons to talk to online.
All in all, it cute, but could b better gg
The Pumpkin King
Veteran XX
You must first contact your animal spirit...
~dickschnitzel~
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neolite can u plz finish my sig? 
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