ok, as the official walmart cart licker lemme tell u wat's up, mr. midlife crisis but still hired a ****ty trainer and now u just look bloated instead of muscular walmart customer, "dan bongino":
YES, THE CARTS THAT HAVE BEEN SEPARATED AND ARRANGED ALL POINTED IN THE SAME DIRECTION ARE OK TO TAKE
NO, THE CARTS HAVEN'T BEEN WIPED DOWN; THE PHYSICAL ARRANGEMENT OF THE CARTS AND ALL ASSOCIATED ORCHESTRATION INVOLVING MONSANTO'S FINEST BUG SPRAYER BACKPACKS IS SO WE CAN GET THE HOMELESS GUYS ON THE BUS BENCH OUTSIDE TO RUB THEIR GENITALS ON ALL CART SURFACES BEFORE CUSTOMERS TAKE THEM
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE CARTS THAT HAVE BEEN SET UP AND WAIT FOR THE CART JOCKEY TO SPRAY AND WIPE DOWN ANOTHER CART IN FRONT OF YOU, THEN GRAB THAT (YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT HE HAS TO HAND IT TO YOU -- HE'S YOUR SERVANT, AFTER ALL) AND WHINE ABOUT THE CLOROX WIPE DISPENSER BEING EMPTY SO HE GETS MORE WIPES SO YOU CAN WIPE DOWN THE CART YOURSELF AFTER GOING THROUGH THE THEATRICS OF HOLDING UP 10 OTHER CUSTOMERS WHILE YOU BLOCK THE AREA WAITING FOR THE ~SPECIAL FRESHLY WIPED DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU~ CART THAT APPARENTLY NEEDS TO BE WIPED DOWN BY YOU AND ONLY YOU BEFORE IT'S SAFE
THE AUTO CARE CENTER IS CLOSED AND THE COMPANY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF REOPENING IT. EVER. NOW YOU KNOW WHY MOBIL1 WAS SO CHEAP THERE -- THEY WERE LOSING MONEY ON EVERY SALE.
NO, THAT GUY IN THE MCDONALD'S SHIRT DOESN'T WORK HERE AND YOU'RE A TOTAL ****** FOR CHEWING HIM OUT FOR NOT UNLOCKING THE CASE SO YOU CAN SHOPLIFT SOME ****ING $5 CHINESE WORK GLOVES
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HOW IS ANYBODY GOING TO TAKE THIS BOTTOM RATE NEW JERSEY CONSTRUCTION SITE ******* SERIOUSLY WHEN HE DOES NOTHING BUT LIGHT UP THE "WORST DOOD IN WALMART" STEREOTYPE LIST BASED ON APPEARANCE ALONE?