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Originally Posted by slogg
Is The Titan any good??
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Nope
They have to be passing around a mirror and a glass straw at the meetings where they greenlight **** like this.
"So like the world is coming to and end and **** because of global warming and nuclear war and ****"
/takes a huge snort
"and there's this scientist dude who is going to save humanity by sending people to Titan"
/money guy wipes his nose "so why not mars?"
"no mars is so over done with potato farmers and **** man, Titan has this cool vibe to it"
"anyway he gets all mutated with genetics and stuff so he can go to Titan and fly around like superman and ****"
/money guy "yeah that sounds cool as ****, then what happens?"
"what do you mean?
/money guy "so like the rest of the people on Earth have to make the trip too?"
"no man, humanity saved, end of ****ing story"
/money guy "amazing, how many zeros do I need to put on the check?"