Good. I had feared I was a little too subtle in the beginning. Now that we both understand that I could care less if you were the Pope himself, what exactly was offensive enough to you to warrant a (poorly) written complaint to a small website that has no official ties with any organization?
Was it the dancing Jew? The Roman tic-tac-toe on Jesus' back? Just a wild guess, but I'm assuming it was the sodomy. Also, just out of wild curiosity... Why should I have respect for your title? You are an Archbishop of the United Catholic Church, are you not? Which is simply a lesser denomination of the Roman Catholic Church. Neither of which do I recognize as my own religious center.
If I were to start my own religion based on the worship of Mountain Dew... Would you respect my title? Just figured I would ask while I had your attention. Have a great day.
Cardinal DeWald
Church of Mountain Dew
