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Obibun
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81 - 01-10-2010, 21:38
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dude I posted like five in a thread where you bet me like $100 I didn't have any and if I posted at least two you'd paypal me the money

don't you remember? you pooned out on the bet like a little faggy ginger

and then have avoided my threads/talking to me since, oh about right now

you're wrong, you welch on bets, you're a ginger and oh yeah chin

gtfo
 
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82 - 01-10-2010, 21:41
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this is a good thread. keep the convos going.

im going to blow my load soon
 
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Al'Muktar
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83 - 01-10-2010, 21:41
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electronic_lsd
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hay guyz i'm gonna **** an ex-gf's best friend cuz the ex said im wicked good at eating puss.....can i have your attention too?
i cannnn fuuuuuuuck and have mutliple orgasmz too, somethin like 5% of guys are able to. DURP
 
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hyung
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85 - 01-10-2010, 21:44
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obibun is really proud of msn conversations with girls

me too ;D
 
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Chaoz
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86 - 01-10-2010, 21:44
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Get nude pics and post on TW, it's pretty simple
 
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CjBurden
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hay guyz i'm gonna **** an ex-gf's best friend cuz the ex said im wicked good at eating puss.....can i have your attention too?
i cannnn fuuuuuuuck and have mutliple orgasmz too, somethin like 5% of guys are able to. DURP
I'm jealous of men that can do this. I wasn't even aware of it until somewhat recently. I can barely have 1 half the time.
 
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electronic_lsd
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88 - 01-10-2010, 21:50
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yeah it really is awesome. usually 3-5 times.
 
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Obibun
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89 - 01-10-2010, 21:50
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I'm good to go a few minutes after having one.. so that's almost as good as multiple
 
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90 - 01-10-2010, 21:51
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obibun is really proud of msn conversations with girls

me too ;D
 
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Obibun
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91 - 01-10-2010, 22:00
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come play iSketch you fagmongers

iSketch

room TW
 
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CjBurden
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92 - 01-10-2010, 22:16
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I'm good to go a few minutes after having one.. so that's almost as good as multiple
can you bust as easily though the second time? I can do the same, but each orgasm makes the next harder to achieve.
 
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Obibun
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93 - 01-10-2010, 22:18
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Yeah ditto
 
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arsin
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94 - 01-10-2010, 23:42
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Ob lately people have been teasing you about the 4 month dry spell. Suddenly out of the blue we hear of a sexual episode that didn't happen last night, but apparently "recently." Why wait to tell us now Ob?

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I ****ed my 30 year old cute blonde recently and she was awesome
Sure you did. Of course you did.

When you lie Ob, it throws your player status into further dis-repute. Now I do believe you are a player, just as long as you have your car, and every accoutrement courtesy of Mom. Though with second shelf *****es, you do score. But without 'your' car ... you're on Dating sites.

Oh my
 
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Rampancy
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95 - 01-11-2010, 00:01
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ELLEN. SHUT THE **** UP.

stop ruining perfectly good threads

i caught up on this one and thought "oh that was mildly amusing"

then i got to your post

get ****ed ******
 
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96 - 01-11-2010, 00:21
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...after reading your profile seems like you seem to be a bit full of urself aswell...
Wow... she totally called that one bro. Run. This ***** has your number.
 
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triple
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97 - 01-11-2010, 00:39
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hey look i found his profile.

cant see it cuz you need to reg. damn.. someone bite the bullet for me

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HeyThereLadiess

edit: nm faked an account

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I am gorgeous, intelligent, and a total *******. ;D.

Edit his profile
My Self-Summary
I'll be totally honest, I put this profile up because I lost a bet. I have a whole ton of interests, most of them unbecoming of someone who spends half of the week dangerously inebriated and chasing skirt.

I watch television, movies, play games, I do lots of things.. like everyday normal people.. I also know a lot about computers because I spent half of highschool sitting infront of one (yeah, I was just that cool)

I also like to learn. A lot. Doesn't even matter what. I don't know what I did before Wikipedia nor what I would do without it.

Dating sites aren't really my thing. I'm moreso the kind of guy who just meets people in person..

I'm also known as a bit of a homewrecker. I've ruined more relationships than most people have had.

Oh, I like to **** around a lot with Photoshop.. which is why my profile picture is so awesome.
What I***8217;m doing with my life
I'm a student, and I plan to be a student for as long as possible. Two, three degrees would be nice.. anything to keep me from the real world. I quite enjoy not having any responsibilities, bills, or worries.. so I'd rather keep it up while I can.

Real degrees, though.
I***8217;m really good at
.. pretty much everything, I'm kind of a big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I'm really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm a nerd so I like pretty much everything. I read far too much when you consider I spend 4 nights a week drunk and chasing after women..

I appreciate good movies, I'm very eclectic in music taste and I'll eat pretty much anything if it tastes good.

I'm really not a picky person most of the time.

Except when it comes to vegetarians and vegans.

I hate vegetarians and vegans.. every time I meet one I make a point to double my meat intake for the next week just to spite them.
The six things I could never do without
- Sex
- The Internet
- Alcohol
- A mirror
- My cellphone
- A toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk.
The most private thing I***8217;m willing to admit here
I can speak French.. in Russian.

(no but seriously I speak a lot of languages. It's kind of my thing.)
You should message me if
this profile hasn't intimidated the hell out of you.

Which it probably should unless you're a gorgeous model who just got a scholarship to Harvard while simultaneously saving orphaned kittens who are being shot at by Peruvian guerilla fighters from a burning building on top of a volcano in the Andes mountains.. or something.


 
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arsin
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98 - 01-11-2010, 00:46
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Rampancy, you haven't played tribes so two things:
1. stfd
2. stfu
3. you haven't played trives wat r u doing here?


Edit:
This just got interesting.

 
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Federere
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99 - 01-11-2010, 00:58
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Canada?

dude hook it up
I'll hit it for you
 
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Wyrm
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I'm so glad I'm not Obibun.
 
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