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Yep you read that right. I had all my teeth pulled this past Wednesday by an old man dentist with a thick German accent.

I thought there would at least be some serious pain involved but I was wrong. Ever hit your thumb with a hammer? Yeah me too. Well turns out hitting your thumb with a hammer hurts way worse. In fact I haven't felt this good in forever. So much so I spent most all of yesterday outside tending to my yard and then taught myself how to install vinyl siding. Installing siding is easy as **** btw.

Anyway swelling is all but gone and I have been reading aloud to get used to speaking without choppers. Dentist prescribed me a mouth swish called Peridex and I have to swish 15ml twice a day. Been eating soup and slammed some mashed taters with gravy from the deli store cause they are good as ****.

After gums heal up I will have some sort of mold made and they get sent off and I get my dentures. On the brightside now when I get a toothache I can just put the ****ers in my pocket and carry on. Should have done this a long time ago but better late than never, eh?

CLIFFS: I am old.
 
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Is this for a gay sex thing or HIV thing?
 
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I stopped all that ****** stuff last summer. Daughter has all my girlie jewelry now and I sold all the female clothing/makeup I had accumulated. Being a ****** is a choice. Anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or purposely being deceptive for whatever their reasons.
 
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I thought this thread would be the molar opposite!
 
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Speaking of molars. Dentist almost broke my jaw trying to get one of em out. ****ing thing was hanging on for dear life.
 
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What the Jesus ****? You're not old. Plenty of properly old people have all their teeth. I mean I'm probably older than you, and British, and I have all my teeth except one I broke trying to open a beer bottle when I was young and dumb.

Conclusion - has to be the meth.

PS how old are you?
 
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So when is ur dick extraction procedure gonna occur
 
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Aren't you 40?
 
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Lmao
 
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given the option, most people would learn to install vinyl siding BEFORE selling their ass for meth and losing all their teeth in early middle age after contracting hiv, but you do you

i don't even think tehvul is mentally ill anymore, his judgment really is just that reliably bad
 
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You left out the "why"
 
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Did you get a bone graph in your jawline?
 
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Did you get a bone graph in your jawline?
LOL bone graph

 
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engrish is his firx language too
 
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lol
 
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You left out the "why"
We all know why, he doesn’t need to explain it. Hell we didn’t really need to know.
 
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1) Dentures are for replacing teeth, not a replacement for teeth
2) At the very least, get two implants on the lower for a lower implant overdenture, see below
3) You're not too old but you neglected your teeth, didn't get immediate dentures so #2 probably won't apply
 
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This is so you can give more blowjobs isn't it. You can fit more and bigger dicks in your mouth.
 
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You left out the "why"
I too are curious.
 
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