Yep you read that right. I had all my teeth pulled this past Wednesday by an old man dentist with a thick German accent.
I thought there would at least be some serious pain involved but I was wrong. Ever hit your thumb with a hammer? Yeah me too. Well turns out hitting your thumb with a hammer hurts way worse. In fact I haven't felt this good in forever. So much so I spent most all of yesterday outside tending to my yard and then taught myself how to install vinyl siding. Installing siding is easy as **** btw.
Anyway swelling is all but gone and I have been reading aloud to get used to speaking without choppers. Dentist prescribed me a mouth swish called Peridex and I have to swish 15ml twice a day. Been eating soup and slammed some mashed taters with gravy from the deli store cause they are good as ****.
After gums heal up I will have some sort of mold made and they get sent off and I get my dentures. On the brightside now when I get a toothache I can just put the ****ers in my pocket and carry on. Should have done this a long time ago but better late than never, eh?
CLIFFS: I am old.