As requested...I'm Smiling Canadian AMA (almost)

Hmmm...ok I don't want everyone to spergsplode all over me here but I like what a few guys post for different reasons.

Haggis for his game stuff because I don't actively look for new games.

Tele because if you can get past the the obvious troll posts he posts up some good info from sources I would never find.

Samuel pretty much for the same reason

Super Trap because he's a cripple and I feel sorry for him...

Jimmy Pop because hes old like me and has a good sense of humour

Togo because he makes me wonder how the human race can evolve backwards

You and Goshin in the pics thread so can get my skinny twink fix...

And even Tehvul...he is who he is and makes no apologies for it. Got to respect that to some degree.

I have left some folks out not intentionally, its just I don't want to type all night...
 
My dad and 2 of his brothers were in Vietnam. My Dad did not have to do a second tour because his older brother took it for him, and my dad was made an MP in Germany until 71 or so. They all made it back. Oldest uncle couldn't handle it, and moved into the TN hills...he is much better now, and a great guy. Other uncle is more quiet and reclusive (the one that did the tour for my dad), and also the only one that will come and spend time with me since my Dad passed away.
SO thank you for what you had to endure.

My questions:

What one place on Earth would you like to visit, extended stay? Why?

Favorite breakfast, I mean absolute favorite, not something you can handle regularly.

Also: THREAD DELIVERS!
 
I've been to pretty much every continent on this planet but the place I think I'd like to go is Norway. I think it's a beautiful country. 1 of my very best friends, who unfortunately lost his life in a traffic accident in Paris, was from Norway and he was always talking about it and showing me pictures and I could see the love he had for his country. His parents came to France while we were on leave and they were the nicest folks I think I've ever met.

I think I could live there because I need open spaces.

My favorite breakfast is actually pretty simple fair...8 oz Elk steak, 2 fresh eggs over easy, home made bread toast, 2 pancakes with a honey maple syrup, and a huge glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. Then a newspaper in the sun room with my dog sleeping beside me on the couch.
 
Ok ok I get a gallon of real maple syrup I put in about a cup of fresh honey I get from a guy that puts his bee hives at my place and add a little cinnamon. warm it all up so it becomes liquidy and mix all the stuff real good. Bottle it and enjoy.

This is my peace offering to the great Vermont guard invasion force.
 
I am a fucking croak in the hole GOD! FEAR ME! I loved playing that game with my kids. I'm going to make a new board next week.

Wilf Carter's music is played to all Canadian babies from birth until the age of 2. This is the law. To be honest the only people that don't like Wilf Carter are terrorists. As a matter of fact...The test to see if you're a terrorist in Canada is to listen to Wilf Carter and if your foot doesn't start tapping in time to the music...You're a god damned terrorist.
 
Smiling Canadian said:
Ok ok I get a gallon of real maple syrup I put in about a cup of fresh honey I get from a guy that puts his bee hives at my place and add a little cinnamon. warm it all up so it becomes liquidy and mix all the stuff real good. Bottle it and enjoy.

This is my peace offering to the great Vermont guard invasion force.
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this sounds mad good what do you generally put it on

obv pancakes crepe etc. any other neat items to pour it on
 
As a Canadian myself, I always wanted to see if I could make it through basic training in the Canadian armed forces. Is it possible to join and then leave right after completion?
 
Peanut said:
As a Canadian myself, I always wanted to see if I could make it through basic training in the Canadian armed forces. Is it possible to join and then leave right after completion?
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Well, in the US military, you used to be able to just declare that you like to suck dick, and that was that. Can't do that anymore, obviously. I'm certain the canadian armed forces are a lot more liberal. Nowadays sucking dick is probably a prerequisite. Instead of an entrance written exam, it's "hands on" and judged by distance. Probably in Millimeters.
 
Edofnor said:
they have 2 go millimetric b/c their penises r so tiny :cool:
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I think it's more for accuracy. Every little bit you can deep throat counts. Modifiers for lack of gag reflex, ball cupping, using flavor enhancers (whipped cream) etc. Those that can take a whole 12" kielbasa go straight to flight school.
 
Gandalf said:
Well, in the US military, you used to be able to just declare that you like to suck dick, and that was that. Can't do that anymore, obviously. I'm certain the canadian armed forces are a lot more liberal. Nowadays sucking dick is probably a prerequisite. Instead of an entrance written exam, it's "hands on" and judged by distance. Probably in Millimeters.
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