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Oh, and if she wakes up and goes to the cops, and they take you away, don't say a word to them. Do not tell your story at this time. If they show up it's to arrest and nothing will change that. A lawyer will cost 2k to get out of this mess and that's the problem.

You could be completely justified but the system doesn't care.

Now you understand why I say don't get married.
 
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the witnesses are w/ me bro
 
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Don't leave a mark. What Naptown described happens to married couples all the time. *****es get crazy, get in the guys face, and bad things happen. If the cops show up and there's a mark of any kind on the girl, the guy goes to jail.
what a gem
 
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hes right thought
 
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that's how Alpha males roll eh?
 
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I'm curious as to what year of marriage I can expect to be driven to the point of spousal abuse. I want to be ready when the time comes.
 
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Approaching Orlando, we're going to stop there and pick up UCF students. The bus driver is listening to AM news station. Can't sleep.
 
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NGFM, how do you feel about asians?
 
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I'm curious as to what year of marriage I can expect to be driven to the point of spousal abuse. I want to be ready when the time comes.
it should be year one

never marry a ***** you haven't already beaten

it's like taking a car for a test drive
 
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I'm curious as to what year of marriage I can expect to be driven to the point of spousal abuse. I want to be ready when the time comes.
It can happen any time when alcohol is involved. But with married people not drunk, it happens when the kid turns 4 and the Ho has cheated. Also happens when bickering over money. Ho gets in the guys face, does the pointed finger Jab, and the guy loses it.
 
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Hmmm, no kids, yet, but I'll keep my eyes open once I am cursed with one of the little money-eating, soul-crushing parasites. We don't bicker over money as that hasn't been a problem (no kids). But I swear to Christ, if she cheats there will be no discussion and no physical violence. She will never be in my presence again unless there are at least two lawyers present, mine and hers.
 
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NGFM, how do you feel about asians?
In general, they fit in better than blacks or Muslims. Do Asians try to force sone kind of religion on us? No. Do they want to live off the government? No. Just some gang stuff in LA. Are they terrorists who want us wiped off the planet? No.
 
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In general, they fit in better than blacks or Muslims. Do Asians try to force sone kind of religion on us? No. Do they want to live off the government? No. Just some gang stuff in LA. Are they terrorists who want us wiped off the planet? No.
thank god white people do absolutely nothing wrong in society.
 
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At the Orlando Red Coach terminal. Switching buses.
 
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i am asian and i support ur endorsement of our race
we r humble hardworking people
 
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if ashley started showing signs of her mothers mentality and sergio claimed she punched him without provocation yet ashley said he tried to attack her

who would you believe
 
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If you're still awake, you haven't taken enough Xanax. Try 6 more.
 
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2 xanax should do anything to me except calm me down

i can take a lunesta if i wanna see stars or eat a pb sandwich and drink a glass of milk in the middle of the night w/ out remembering anything
 
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You need to take more, preferably a mixed cocktail of downers with a hard alcohol chaser. You just haven't taken enough.

Make sure to fall asleep on your back.
 
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i dont have any more

if i did we wouldnt be having this convo
 
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