[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

It's all part of God's plan y'all.

I am only here to fulfill a specific task and then Jebus will call me on my cell and tell me it is time to come home
 
For real though.. I am progressing swiftly on my current project which is related to my best vacation story. I will be putting that together in the next week or so and posting.

So stay tuned and hit that like button
 
Never thought I would find a hr guy so proud that he nearly worked himself to death and needs constant supervision from multiple physicians to stay alive, but here we are
 
I did kick some ass in my short time... no doubt about that. Coming from where I started makes me damn proud of myself. At one point I was strung out shooting meth.. Proud?

YEP
 
I don't have a pacemaker. 5 doctors whose job it is to keep me alive using the newest drugs and practices.

I won't have prostate cancer sneak up on me. If fact, there are very few surprises left.

If you want to outlive me then you need 5 docs to even compete
what in the holy fuck are you talking about healthy people aren't on fucking doctor watchlists
 
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You chose poorly, dealyderp.
 
what in the holy fuck are you talking about healthy people aren't on fucking doctor watchlists

I am stable. Healthyish. I will never stop seeing the doctors like some people do. I am not saying I am an athlete but comparing myself to a healthy person who believes they are invulnerable and skips the doc checkup vs me who is on a regiment?

I bet the odds over a long enough time line favor me
 
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