lettin ur dog swim when its like 30 out

naptown

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i take my dog 5 mi jog/walk loop every day and the trail has a couple lakes/creek along the way.

as u kno i have an english labrador which is diff from american/chesapeak. very thick double coat, easily overheats in summer time on walks, stockier build etc.

sport/bird dogs were literally bred in n europe/canada for water fowl. sitting in muddy/cold water for hours then swimming to retrieve.

i let him jump in one of the lakes and he swam around shook off. tried to pull me back in for another swim and some lady walking her shitty pit mix came crooked telling me she was calling animal control for cruelty. i should've butt stroked her w my glock and thru her in the lake but instead i told her 2 keep her non-pure bred away from stonecrusher because non-pure bred's are toxic to his master genetics and she called 911. no joke.

cops showed up when i was walking back home and his coat was nearly dry already except for his underbody. they said some lady said u were throwing your dog in the lake and making him swim then cursed at her. i was like uhh my dog weighs 125lbs, feel free to try to throw him anywhere he doesnt want to go, in fact lets walk by the creek and see if you can pull him from going towards water. he's the only breed of dogs that have webbed feet ffs.

he laughed and asked if i cursed at her and i told him exactly what i said. he laughed again and said sorry and gave stonecrusher a milk bone and left.

~daily cool story from bizarroland usa~
 
Well played man.

Yeah people are fucking retarded. Had to tell folks to go fuck themselves for saying I was being cruel to my spoilt rotten Bichon Frise because I leave him in the car in the summer when I go to corner store to get NOS. They are always quick to bump their ignorant gums yet always slow to notice the sunroof is open all the way back with at least one window cracked.

EDIT - BTW I agree with Elessar. Stonecrusher is a fucking badass name.
 
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idk i guess it's good 2 kno that all the violent crime has been solved and the cops can spend time on this
 
idk i guess it's good 2 kno that all the violent crime has been solved and the cops can spend time on this

Not everyone lives in a crime infested shit hole.

For example. The worst thing PD responded to in my town last month was someone on probation got arrested for pissing dirty.

Ever think about not living around niggers and wetbacks?
 
Also have a Labrador, as soon as she sees water she's in, doesn't matter what temperature. Never been in truly cold water but that's what they're designed for, but she's been in water at anything from 50 degrees to 110 (air temp, don't know what water temp would be) (i'm converting from Celsius because Murica, so this is approx).

Anyway, Labradors are the best dogs.
 
I saw a woman once walk her dog by rolling down her car window holding the leash through it and driving slowly as it walked next to the car :(
 
i see some old dude ride his bike w/ a really tiny dog running next to him almost every day

the dog loves it

like one fuck up and hes running over that dog and its small enough to get crunched

i wouldnt go out of my way to harass the dude and tell him he cant be doing that tho
 
it's almost like police departments are regional or something

Hey hey hey guise! No need for all that. Woman I'm forced to deal with in Texas told me there is no correlation to crime and racial demographics. Don't believe your own observations and research. She is the one going for her masters in psychology so she is the expert. Not us.

i see some old dude ride his bike w/ a really tiny dog running next to him almost every day

the dog loves it

My dog loved to run while I drove my golf cart. Didn't want to sell it but the drive shaft was gonna snap. Guy I sold it to came by bitching at me about a month later. After the shaft snapped. Told his dumbass to google AS IS and get the fuck off my land.
 
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