wtf tongue-kissing

dave the way you write shit always cracks me up.

i still cant beleive you didnt know what to do bob... i always thought this shit came naturally to people, esp since youd want to do shit like this with a hot chick anyway...

oh well, :rofl:

just live and learn from what you did.
 
War said:
I remember when I ate pussy when I was a kid. I asked her if she had mexican for lunch. She said no, why? I said cause you smell like a soft taco. She got mad, got up and put her pants on. I quickly covered my ass by saying, "Atleast I didn't say crunch taco" She apperantly did not find the humor in this the way I did and left. Too bad she could not drive though... ahhh well, she was a dumb cunt anyway.
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:rofl:good god, that was a fucking retarded thing to say. I was never that stupid growing up. :lol:
 
i dont know how big of a loser you have to be to not even know to use your tongue

that being said, even a monkey would be able to figure it out in about 1.5seconds.

also
one gf i had didn't use her tongue. to be honest, i liked it better that way.
 
Metropolis said:
This is what happens to people who spend their childhood sitting inside playing video games and posting on message boards.

Throw your fucking computer in the trash and go learn how to live you fool.
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Dunno man, that floppy drive sure looks good. Back in my day, our computers were easy. They had 5.25" floppies, not these tight 3.5" ones they have now a days.
 
Kwago said:
:rofl:good god, that was a fucking retarded thing to say. I was never that stupid growing up. :lol:
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Ya, I am sure you never said or did anything dumb when you were a kid. I was doin this chick for 9 months, and finally got her to let me eat some. Oh well, turns out it did smell nasty, time to move on to cleaner and better things.
 
War said:
Dunno man, that floppy drive sure looks good. Back in my day, our computers were easy. They had 5.25" floppies, not these tight 3.5" ones they have now a days.
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This guy is a prime example of the market for pc powered sex toys. He's gonna need them.
 
x0lent said:
Man, I love lips... especially when they get put that tasty lip gloss shit on... :D
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I always enjoyed it much better when they had not lipstick/gloss on. I loved the soft lush lips, could not stand those real thin ones.
 
i realized that. i like it when the girl puts her tounge in my mouth. but some reason guys always end up with theres in the girls
 
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