[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

:shrug:

I guess my wife would probably be pleased that I cant find one.

That doesnt mean I am not jealous of course ... I mean I really really want to catch an STI just like you. Just so I can be like you ... my idol.

:nuts:
 
omg dude. just when I thought the thread was gonna run out of gas you get an STD. :rofl:
twist is hardly the adjective, this is a fucking corkscrew
 
I'm not gonna have to get the cotton swab up my dickhole :lol:

at most I'll get a blood test and some strong antibiotics.




I can't wait to see where this goes next!
 
LGBR said:
I'm not gonna have to get the cotton swab up my dickhole :lol:

at most I'll get a blood test and some strong antibiotics.




I can't wait to see where this goes next!
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Forget the doctor, just sandpaper that shit right out.
 
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Preserved forever.
 
They dont do the cottonswab in the penis anymore. It hurts :(

Now you just pee in a cup and they do testing from it.
 
yeah i figured itd be a piss-in-the-cup deal

the only other option i could think of is a blood test, but i knew they didnt do the cotton swab dickhole move anymore.

i suppose thats one thing to be thankful for
 
LGBR said:
durak and plague are just jealous they cant find chlamydia-infested whores skanky enough to sleep with them

teehee

(ps, i dont give a fuck if you think it's tasteless or not, im going to make jokes about this for a long time)
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the fact that you think it's a joke speaks volumes about your maturity and character (well actually the severe lack of both)

have fun being slightly more respectable than white trash
 
Durak said:
the fact that you think it's a joke speaks volumes about your maturity and character (well actually the severe lack of both)

have fun being slightly more respectable than white trash
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glad to see your 5-on-the-ap-test cornell education is really pulling for you

considering you read that i was calling this a joke when i was actually saying i was going to make jokes about it (it being a sitation, not a joke)

but continue pretending to be smart

ps: you didn't deny not being able to have sex lol owned
 
28k modem makes me happy in ways that most men shouldn't, but do, make me happy
 
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