I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

Vlasic · Mar 31, 2005

we need closure!!!!

apollod · Mar 31, 2005

fucking bump bitches

psc777 · Mar 31, 2005

Im thinkin that hes really Seth, and just telling the story from the other stand point. lol

johnrucker · Mar 31, 2005

Hehe well its looking like this may be a joke after all, I do have to say it was well written and alot of fun to read.

pahuyuth · Mar 31, 2005

Howdy everyone-- just got back into town after a funeral. I thought for sure I would return to the charred remains of my apartment courtesy of Seth, but glady I was wrong.

Speaking of Seth, he lost his job on Tuesday. In fact, he was escorted out of the building after being asked to leave for good. It seems that when Megan went to the HR dept to tell them about his harrassment and to have her desk moved far away from Seth's, he caused quite a scene. I'm not sure exactly what was said, but Megan tells me it was something to the effect of 'SHE'S A LOUSY WHORE ANYWAY AND THIS COMPANY SUCKS'. I'd say that about put the nail in his career coffin with that employer.

I should have time tomorrow to get the police reports scanned for those that are still interested.
HOPEFULLY this is the last I'll hear of Seth.

Special---K · Mar 31, 2005

FIRST AFTER UPDATE!

-Kapion- · Mar 31, 2005

hm, when was your last update? cause i haven't checked this since like, mid twenties

darn you special, darn you...!

MolimOrion · Mar 31, 2005

johnrucker said:
Hehe well its looking like this may be a joke after all, I do have to say it was well written and alot of fun to read.

Icey · Mar 31, 2005

Even though this got pretty fake towards the end.. it is a Tribalwar Instant :classic:

Nomad · Mar 31, 2005

this story continues to be a shitload of shit.

Funky · Mar 31, 2005

but still fun to read

AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END!

UgotME · Mar 31, 2005

pahuyuth said:
I should have time tomorrow to get the police reports [strike]scanned[/strike] fabricated for those that are still interested.
HOPEFULLY this is the last I'll hear of Seth.

*fixed

J/King
if you produce those here and one of the police people here verify..

then I think you have earned probably the best story ever in TW history...

but I am a meber and going out on a limb here

pahuyuth · Mar 31, 2005

UgotME said:
*fixed

J/King
if you produce those here and one of the police people here verify..

then I think you have earned probably the best story ever in TW history...

but I am a meber and going out on a limb here

Just be warned that ALL names (mine, megan's, seth's, police officer's) are going to be blacked out. The same goes for anything else (case #, etc) that could be used to identify myself or Megan. There are far too many local Somethingawful members that are chomping at the bit to get a piece of the action to leave in details leading to myself or Megan.

RC · Mar 31, 2005

Sometimes I wonder if this is actually a lie and he walked in on his GF getting fucked by seth.

anyone ever wonder if thats the real story?

MolimOrion · Mar 31, 2005

What if HE is really SETH ?

zomg!

sh33p · Mar 31, 2005

Looking forward to the APRIL FOOLS post tommorow \o/

MR Dice · Mar 31, 2005

Geck0 · Mar 31, 2005

Killjoy · Mar 31, 2005

MR Dice said:

ns member

gofishgrrl. · Mar 31, 2005

Man, talk about being in the wrong place, doing the WRONG thing...at the wrong time. He is fucked.

Not that this needs to be said or anything, but this is definitely the best thread of the year so far.

I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

Vlasic

apollod

psc777

johnrucker

pahuyuth

Special---K

Contributor

-Kapion-

Complete Fag

MolimOrion

Icey

Nomad

Cheap Bastard

Funky

UgotME

pahuyuth

RC

MolimOrion

sh33p

MR Dice

Geck0

Contributor

Killjoy

gofishgrrl.