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21 - 02-04-2010, 11:00
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Rule #1: You do not talk about Superbowl Party
 
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You're too restrictive on women. I like 'em tender, preferably lower than 9 around 4-5.
 
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1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
The reasons your rules are unnecessary:

1. you don't know any and they wouldn't spend the night hanging out with you sans ghb
2. if you're having a party, it is your job as host to provide adequate food
3. only women do this and since there won't be any, this rule is null
4. no one is going to call you because everyone is watching the game
5. would you rather the imaginary people you're watching the game with **** on the couch?
6. you won't be admitting anyone at all
7. see 6
8. i'm sure you don't need to tell people to warn people to leave their gerbils at home around you
9. wat
10. i doubt anyone is going to do anything to draw attention to the fact that they'd be hanging out with you


Proper Party Rules:

1. Don't knowingly invite anyone who has a better TV than you. They will just be pissed off the whole night.
2. Wings. Have them.
3. Beer. Have it.
4. Do not disclose location to Zophorath
 
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yeah you'll be alone superbowl sunday
this
 
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Proper Party Rules:

1. Don't knowingly invite anyone who has a better TV than you. They will just be pissed off the whole night.
2. Wings. Have them.
3. Beer. Have it.
4. Do not disclose location to Zophorath
 
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The reasons your rules are unnecessary:




Proper Party Rules:

1. Don't knowingly invite anyone who has a better TV than you. They will just be pissed off the whole night.
2. Wings. Have them.
3. Beer. Have it.
4. Do not disclose location to Zophorath
5. Have some sort of smokes: Joints, Shisha, Cigars
6. PVR. Have it for big plays, half-time, etc...
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1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
you are a certified douchbag if you really enforce this ****.
 
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he was a certified douchebag before he posted this thread

so
 
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i can't ****ing wait to see the tebow commercial
 
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Al'Muktar
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we just get ****faced and watch
 
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Travace
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he was a certified douchebag before he posted this thread

so
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Most of this stuff is moot on the east coast, because the game starts so late.
 
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typically my goal at super bowl parties, if i dont care about eithe rof the teams involved, is to get wasted, eat a lot of food, talk ****, and just generally socialize with my friends. i watch the game, true, but its not like the ncaa tournament if carolina is in the national championship, or anything
 
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Most of this stuff is moot on the east coast, because the game starts so late.
kickoff is like 6:30, wtf are you talking about
 
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by the time you get all the week's denim out of the dryer and make sure your CCTVs are aimed the right way, it's already like 6:45
 
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by the time you get all the week's denim out of the dryer and make sure your CCTVs are aimed the right way, it's already like 6:45


Denim wearing mother ****er....
 
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thats the dumbest **** i ever heard
 
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stop posting ******
 
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no sex in the champagne room
 
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yeah you'll be alone superbowl sunday
 
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