[Haiku] Haikus

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Esteban_Villa

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #1

[Limmerick] Limmericks

I see a big bear
He is eating my girlfriend
I hated that bitch

 

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iritual

• Feb 9, 2011

• #2

This haiku of rox\\
Is the motherfreaking rox\\
Which is lacking sux\\

 

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soundjester

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #3

stingray softly sleeps,
my probing does not wake him
sleep well, little one

I poke, poke his face
and yet he still ignores me
poke, poke, poke, poke, poooooooooooke

 

havax

Super Genius

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #4

i sit in silence
picking boogers from my nose
wow that one was huge

 

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CelticMojo

Contributor

Veteran X

• Feb 9, 2011

• #5

Logroller did this.
It was a contest back then.
This thread not as fun.

 

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Milk-Man

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #6

look at my big balls
just you fucking look at them
they are fantastic

 

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shadow skill

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #7

Haikus are pretty cool
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator




(stoled)

 

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Calamari

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #8

sleet rattles the window
temp drops like eskimo briefs
fuck dallas drivers

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #9

shadow skill said:

Haikus are pretty cool
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator




(stoled)

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You done fucked that up
"Haikus are pretty cool" is
Entirely too long

 

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Shoddy

Veteran X

• Feb 9, 2011

• #10

number 5 is odd
number 7 is also
haiku uneven

 

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coombz

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #11

spinny whirly thing
busily loads my journals
oh look, it crashed

 

sehvi

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #12

Obibun is a cunt
Obibun is a cunt
Obibun is a cunt

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #13

coombz said:

spinny whirly thing
busily loads my journals
oh look, it crashed

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"oh look, it crashed" has
four syllables and not five
you fucking pillock

 

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Jahoda Duck

• Feb 9, 2011

• #14

Shoddy said:

number 5 is odd
number 7 is also
haiku is uneven

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i read your haiku
in addition to sucking
it doesn't add up

edit: FUUUUUUUU

 

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coombz

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #15

Amadeus said:

"oh look, it crashed" has
four syllables and not five
you fucking pillock

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i make 'crashed' 2 syllables

wanker

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #16

coombz said:

i make 'crashed' 2 syllables

wanker

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"crashed": one syllable
only pretentious assholes
would say otherwise

 

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Soup

Soup++

Veteran XX

• Feb 9, 2011

• #17

i hate chemistry
this class is hard and boring
refrigerator

 

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Gweedo

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #18

sehvi said:

Obibun is a cunt
Obibun is a cunt
Obibun is a cunt

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shadow skill

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #19

I like that one there
eat a dick you stupid cunt
seems to work for me.



wait.

 

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Spxnge

Veteran XV

• Feb 9, 2011

• #20

wat wat wat wat wat
in my motherfucking butt
crap filled vagina