Real Men Of Genius
Today we salute you Mr Rickety College Dorm Room Bunk Bed Maker Dude
While others have the space and money to sleep in a traditional bed,
you shun the tradition in search of a more precarious perch to rest your head.
"Your gonnna buuuuuyyyy iiiiit"
That's right. Each night you take your life into your hands when your 300 pound roomate climbs to the top of the bed and sleeps directly above you supported by only a couple of bucks worth of ****ty hardware.
"I heaaar it creaaaking"
So, when that bed comes smashing down on top of you with such force it causes your brain to explode - don't say we didn't tell you so - because we did.
So here's to you Mr Rickety College Dorm Room Bunk Bed Maker Dude.
RIP
"Your gonnna reeest in peace foooorrreeeevvvverrrrrr."