greeny said:closing her nostrils while you do it usually brings excitement up a notch
greeny said:closing her nostrils while you do it usually brings excitement up a notch
|Blitzkrieg| said:I think TBob of PSS fame has created a humorous thread with the intent of making everybody go "wtf"
And succeeded.
gj bobbay... oh and sucks to be you if this is serious.
Tribalbob said:so last night i'm at this party, and this girl is kissing me, and she shoved her tongue in my mouth. so i'm like "wtf" in my head, cause it wasn't what i expected. (for those few who dont know yet, i'm a loser so this was all new to me.) so i freeze up for a second out of suprise, she stops and stands up and says "you dont know how to tongue-kiss do you?" and i'm just like "uh... no." and she walks off.
wtf TW, wtf. halp. i'm such a newb that i don't even know what i did wrong.
edit: (i should say that i know freezing up was 90% of what i did wrong, but i dont know if there's a right way to do it besides "dont freeze up")
if you help me out i might get to p in the b
Eggi said:if you need to read an advice column on how to kiss
you need to kill yourself instantly.
same with the basics of sex
if you do not know how to reproduce you are a failure genetically.
beast said:practice with your little brother
shut the fucking fuck upSSJBejiita said:im smoking cigars to much recently :{
its affecting the hockey game, but theyre soooooooo goood
how much are the ones you guys get :\
i like the shitty .69 cent ones, but i had a 6 dollar (onoes) one july 4th
MADness said:BTW, just lie if your inexperience comes up again.
Just say something like "My last girlfriend wouldn't really let me French kiss her she was scared or something so I am out of practice."