[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

good luck with the appt. at the doctor's office, LGBR.

you couldn't have have picked a better looking girl to impregnate. great jorb!

EDIT: retroactive spelling adjustment
 
I'd like to point out for people like Yankee and AmRam just something that I feel needs to be restated.

This is not an attempt to brag. My attempt to brag was in the Cleveland thread on Sept 16. This is my "look what bragging got me" thread. This is myself being scared, being anxious, and unfathomably confused.

Where else can I turn to get anonymous advice from people? Where else can I go to get something like this off my shoulders and get some support?

Jesus Christ.

You make this sound like I'm totally ready do this and to be that person - the person that watches life I've created go town the tubes, literally. I've got no doubt that not a day will go by in my life where I don't think about that, but I'd much rather do the RIGHT thing for the world than the moral thing for the child.

And who cares if I posted her picture? Had I not, this thread would have been 20 pages of "PICS OR BAN!" when I'd much rather have 1 page of good, solid advice. Pics of girls are posted here all the fucking time - especially when a girl doesn't want them posted. The MySpace whore with the porn vid comes to mind. This is a different scenario, but the idea remains. TW would have found this out anyways one day, and the last thing I want are one of these troll faggots trying to hate on me making the thread and skewing the facts to their own accord to bring me down, like has happened before.

No, this isn't a "reprehensible" thread. Reprehensible implies guilt. A better word would be "tasteless" but like I said before, where else can I mostly anonymously vent about the single largest life-changing event thus far to get this off my shoulders and get advice from people who might have gone through the same thing?

I really respect all the people providing sound advice, especially people I don't even have a history of speaking to. That speaks volumes about some of the class of character TW can have when someone is being deathly serious. But I'm also incredibly dismayed at the fact that some people I'd consider my "friends" in real life can't be a little more respectful.

Fool is the exception, you just can't stay mad at Doogie.

With that off my chest, I am going to pick her up, we are going to the doctor now. Wish me luck and hopefully when I get back I'll have some good news or the same news.
 
I am pro-choice, and far from being a Bible thumper. In the future, don't fuck anyone you wouldn't want to father a child with. You spent the first page boo-hooing about how you are just a child and in no situation to raise one of your own.

I agree.

I am sure that young girl is going to remember this day for the rest of her life, and will be haunted by it. I can only wish the same on you.

If you are "too young" to expect to be held responsible for your actions, then you are too fucking young to be having sex. (and the same goes for her as well.)
 
In the future, don't fuck anyone you wouldn't want to father a child with.

This is the most unrealistic thing I've ever heard, especially given the way relationships work in this century. Love ya Gale, but I think maybe having a child has skewed your perspective in the same way that our perspective may be skewed by not having a child.
 
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I am pro-choice, and far from being a Bible thumper. In the future, don't fuck anyone you wouldn't want to father a child with.

ha, well then don't have sex until you're out of college, and can support a family, for that matter, if you're not going to use condoms

there's a good chance her parents will find out, i imagine. i dont know what the whole process is, but these fetus killing pills can't do wonders for the host body

edit: but good luck, and so on, i don't think that kid was meant to be anyway
 
Good luck lagbur.

Oh, and fuck the "man-up" lifers with a spiked iron dildo. The lives of our bunny and his sperm receptacle are vastly more important than the present clump of parasitic cells that has the potential to become a bigger, human-shaped clump of parasitic cells.
 
First of all, you faggots need to read the entire thread. LGBR used to be extremely annoying. He's still got his moments, but he gets pussy now. I don't think I've seen him once without some different hot chick all over him. So, get the fuck over the LOL LGBR LOL shitl

Secondly, anyone here telling him he's doing the wrong thing is either a virgin or a bible humper, or both. You have no fucking clue what his situation is like. Killing a few cells that might turn out to be a normal baby is a lot better than ruining two people's lives, and raising some kid in a household that's overworked and underfunded and miserable. One less family living in the ghetto and hating their lives seems like a good thing to me. Yeah, I agree, he should've worn a rubber. But anyone getting all high and mighty on LGBR wishes they could get a girl that looked half that good. This isn't a fucking movie. Everything doesn't always go according to "the man rules", and sometimes some unfortunate shit like this happens. Is a penis going into a vagina such a huge thing that he should have to pay for it for the rest of his life?


First, your defending the fact that because she's "hot" it's somehow less offensive. Reflect on that and try to defend that position. Secondly, your use of the "it's not a big deal to stick a dick in a vagina" is not even worth discussing its so riduculously irresponsible to consider as an adult.

I'm not high and mighty on him for knocking a chick up and getting an abortion, he should have manned up and kept it between him and his unfortunate partner. Bringing it here for attention can only be considered "remarkebly lame".
 
I am pro-choice, and far from being a Bible thumper. In the future, don't fuck anyone you wouldn't want to father a child with. You spent the first page boo-hooing about how you are just a child and in no situation to raise one of your own.

I agree.

I am sure that young girl is going to remember this day for the rest of her life, and will be haunted by it. I can only wish the same on you.

If you are "too young" to expect to be held responsible for your actions, then you are too fucking young to be having sex. (and the same goes for her as well.)



well shit, i wanted to father a child with bounty, but YOU had to swoop in and be all "look at this, wouldn't you rather put your penis in here instead of having your ass torn bloody by Loop's raging hardon?" and of course, being the wimpy little bottom he is, he went with the ooooo so warm and soft vagina.


:(
 
you guys defiantely need some webcams in this house. It's got disater written all over it and I'd like to be a part of it (from way far away).
 
I wonder if liggbur will come back from the Dr and be like "welp, I guess she's not preggers" :lol:

That'd be funny.

Otherwise...LGBR, best of luck with this stuff. Cool that you posted about it though.
 
this is how the doc broke the news to me. he got all the men in the room and lined us up

he said

anyone who is not a father, please step forward

woah not so fast lagber




god dammit
 
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