in this thread, i will post the life story of tribalwar's own gon

NoGodForMe said:
The term RickRoll has a catchy ring to it. That's why people love to say it. Otherwise no one would give a crap about the video. Especially when it's said in the past tense, like RockRolled. Could almost be abbreviated as Rolled and then it would be the same thing as Owned. You got Rolled.
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I want to know where it comes from
 
Jislan said:
I want to know where it comes from
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it comes from the confusion inside a programmers head stuck in a 6x6 box all day. programmers are timid creatures, similar to the scientists working in Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.
 
Part X - The Final Frontier

Upon graduation from Carleton University with a Bachelors of Science degree, Gon decided to return to the family igloo on McGee Street in Sarnia, Ontario for a month before returning to Ottawa to start his 'working' life. One month turned into two, two months turned into three, and after eight months of living at home in Sarnia, Gon finally decided to do something. So he waddled over to the Canadian Department of Motor Vehicles, and at the ripe young age of 23, Gon was finally a licensed driver!

Epilogue

Gon is currently living at his parents' house in Sarnia, Ontario with no job prospects and no plans to move anywhere. Gon spends his days reverse engineering old Amiga code and playing XBOX 360 (gamertag: gonrad). The biggest decision in Gon's daily routine is "Should I eat some tasty Baby Bels, or Should I go to Tim Horton's?" More often than not, Gon ends up doing both.

Fuck all the haters, Gon is my buddy!
 
i think ngfm has a posting bot. he'll scan threads for key words and then deploy the somewhat relevant ngfm quote
 
NoGodForMe said:
They're so fat, they can have a frontal shot and you don't even see their pootang. And their boobs droop so low, you don't see nipple. So a full frontal shot of them doesn't even count as porn, it counts as a cow animal.
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lol

NoGodForMe said:
Chicks from other countries will talk with you, because they want you to sponser them so they can come here and get out of the hell hole they live in. They're beautiful and all that stuff, but the laws in the USA are whacked. They get 6 months in the USA, then you have to marry them, which you will because they'll suck your dick like there's no tomorrow. Then after they have a kid with you, they can divorce, and you have to pay a shit load of money to them. Don't do it. Don't get involved with a foreign girl.
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i apologize for the shitty ending but i had to keep the story as accurate as possible.
 
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