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Mitchdubai
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61 - 09-17-2018, 04:02
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You guys

You're all as funny as childhood leukaemia.
 
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that zinger was as clever as my grandfather shooting his dick off with a shotgun and hanging it on the christmas tree
 
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You guys

You're all as funny as childhood leukaemia.
yeah?

and you're as funny as 50+ year old midgets.

well, actually, you're not that funny
 
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yeah?

and you're as funny as 50+ year old midgets.

well, actually, you're not that funny
Be right back, off the burns unit after that one
 
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take ur time, ******
 
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~off the europe~
 
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Haha, you're so clueless it's actually funny. Or just trying too hard.

Top 10 safest countries in the world.
of course it's 'safe', it's literally a right wing police state

These are the laws and customs you need to know if you are going to Dubai - Birmingham Live
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Importing goods

Importing pork products and pornography into the UAE is illegal.

Videos, books, and magazines may be subject to scrutiny and may be censored.

Drugs

There is zero tolerance for drugs-related offences.

The penalties for trafficking, smuggling and possession of drugs (even residual amounts) are severe.

Sentences for drug trafficking can include the death penalty and possession of even the smallest amount of illegal drugs can lead to a minimum four-year jail sentence.

The Emirati authorities count the presence of drugs in the blood stream as possession.

Alcohol

Non-Muslim residents can get a liquor licence to drink alcohol at home and in licensed venues.

These licences are valid only in the Emirate that issued the licence. Residents must also get a permit to be able to drink in licensed venues.

Alcoholic drinks are served in licensed hotels and clubs, but it is a punishable offence to drink, or to be under the influence of alcohol, in public.

The legal age for drinking alcohol is 18 in Abu Dhabi (although a Ministry of Tourism by-law allows hotels to serve alcohol only to those over 21), and 21 in Dubai and the Northern Emirates (except Sharjah, where drinking alcohol is illegal).

Passengers in transit through the UAE under the influence of alcohol may also be arrested.

Electronic cigarettes are illegal in the UAE and are likely to be confiscated at the border.

Dress code

Women should dress modestly when in public areas like shopping malls.

Clothes should cover the tops of the arms and legs, and underwear should not be visible. Swimming attire should be worn only on beaches or at swimming pools.

Cross-dressing is illegal.

Offensive behaviour

Swearing and making rude gestures (including online) are considered obscene acts and offenders can be jailed or deported.

Take particular care when dealing with the police and other officials.

Public displays of affection are frowned upon, and there have been several arrests for kissing in public.

Relationships outside marriage

All sex outside marriage is illegal, irrespective of any relationship you may have with your partner in the UK.

Same-sex marriages are not recognised and all homosexual sex is illegal.

If the UAE authorities become aware that youíre conducting a sexual relationship outside marriage (as recognised by them), you run the risk of prosecution, imprisonment and/or a fine and deportation.

Itís against the law to live together, or to share the same hotel room, with someone of the opposite sex to whom you arenít married or closely related.

Due to the laws on sex outside marriage, if you become pregnant outside marriage, both you and your partner could face imprisonment and/or deportation.

An unmarried woman who gives birth in the UAE may also encounter problems when registering the birth of the child in the UAE, and could be arrested, imprisoned or deported.

To get a birth certificate from the UAE authorities, you must provide a marriage certificate and the authorities may compare the date of the marriage against the estimated date of conception.

Photography/social media

Photography of certain government buildings and military installations isnít allowed.

Donít photograph people without their permission.

Men have been arrested for photographing women on beaches.

Posting material (including videos and photographs) online that are critical of companies or individuals, or related to incidents in the UAE, or appearing to abuse/ridicule the country or its authorities may be considered a crime punishable under UAE law.
 
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Oh this paranoia again.
 
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You guys

You're all as funny as childhood leukaemia.
with hilarious oneliners like this mitch one has to wonder why you have the lowest rep on the website by 1300
 
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with hilarious oneliners like this mitch one has to wonder why you have the lowest rep on the website by 1300
Oh bless, you're still getting your panties in a bunch about rep. Here's everything you need to know about rep - Flipp is in positive numbers. So you're in great company Pagy, on the cool kids table at the retard cafeteria. Good job Sir.
 
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or maybe flipp is a better poster than you, and tehvul

but you dont care about rep mitch even though you've made countless threads cryiong about rep, posters neging you and offering to pay money to change your rep
 
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What you mean is that I illustrate the pointlessness of the rep system by pointing out that most of my negrep comes from you and Tele, 17 of the last 20 for example. So if you two dulltards weren't cluttering this forum up with your monotonous retardation, and we take those out, I have a further 17 +reps in the same period as the other 3 -reps. So i'm 85% +reps and two spastics to the good.

Good luck trying to dispute simple facts and numbers there Billy Bob.

Also, in before "but you said you didn't..........."
 
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ok so now you're mad about rep and counting and charting your rep again...but you dont care of course.

-1845

dispute this simple fact and number mitch
 
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Pagy doesn't understand math. Shocker, I thought he was so well educated based on his original posting and deep vocabulary.
 
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Morning Jimmy Pop. All well in the land of sand, thanks. I'm 54 and if I don't go to the gym regularly i'll just drink myself to an early death. It's one extreme or the other and I prefer the option where I keep living. Anyway I was trying to squat in running shoes (derp) and my PT told me i'd better get some proper lifting / gym shoes. He recommended the ****s. Agreed the Kaepernick thing is ****ing stupid.

So there we are. That lot should give the basement brigade something to go at
inov8's are way way better.
 
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Pagy doesn't understand math. Shocker, I thought he was so well educated based on his original posting and deep vocabulary.
do you understand this math mitch -1845
 
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do you understand this math mitch -1845
Math quiz for Pagy:

1) Imagine there's an election. Everyone gets one vote. However socially inept basement-dwelling losers get unlimited votes and can earn thousands of votes by jerking off in their belly button, repeating the same moronic phrase over and over again and never going outside. Would the results of such an election be statistically valid?

Hint: In your workings, do not compare the Electoral College system as it's a terrible example.

I'm off to the gym now to try out my new ****s. I'll be back in a couple of hours to see how you're getting on or if you've stopped breathing. Good luck.
 
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78 - 09-17-2018, 11:28
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Math quiz for Pagy:

1) Imagine there's an election. Everyone gets one vote. However socially inept basement-dwelling losers get unlimited votes and can earn thousands of votes by jerking off in their belly button, repeating the same moronic phrase over and over again and never going outside. Would the results of such an election be statistically valid?

Hint: In your workings, do not compare the Electoral College system as it's a terrible example.

I'm off to the gym now to try out my new ****s. I'll be back in a couple of hours to see how you're getting on or if you've stopped breathing. Good luck.
here's another math question mitch

if 0 = nothing

and -1845 < 0

what does that make you
 
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ok so now you're mad about rep and counting and charting your rep again...but you dont care of course.

-1845

dispute this simple fact and number mitch
ROFL
midge***** mad bout bein effemcuck *****ass wytrash n00dlyarmz d00f woopz smdh lol
 
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here's another math question mitch

if 0 = nothing

and -1845 < 0

what does that make you
So that's 3 things confirmed in the short time I've been away.

1) Pagy sucks at math
2) And life
3) The ****s are great
 
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