Ana, have you thought about Scientology? I mean, I'm not a big fan, but they may be able to help you. They are all about past lives and shit like that. They could probably help you channel or some shit. Give them a call. God knows they have their share of crazy. You'd fit right in.
WOAH.
THIS IS AMAZING IDEA.
1. ana is smart enough to see through the bullshit of scientology, given her knowledge of multiple lives and general insight into reality
2. in exploring scientology, she might benefit from the process of both sincere investigation as well as from careful reflection
3. they cant brainwash her. it's too muddy.
4. she prolly cant afford the full ticket ride, so they'd probably offer her a job which means access to uber-secret OT 400 stuff.
5. i seriously doubt that jim... i mean ana... has anything better to do than to engage scientology and to report back to us on her wonderful adventures