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1 - 11-25-2019, 23:13
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I like this film theory the best. He single handedly destroyed the droid army with his bumfoolerly. God damnit, the reveal would’ve been awesome. The chair swivels around slowly, he removes his hood, and it’s ****ing jarjar binks the most hated character in star wars and George Lucas gets the long play. Ooooooo I GOT YOU ****eRS.


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Honestly, the fat **** probably didn't even think about that. He made those movies for pre-teens.
 
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Then he says something really ****ing stupid like, “ooooh, me so sorry me so evil, NOT” then he uses his tongue to lick all over Amidala’s face and his eyes glow red and then his voice is all sinister. “Do you know real POWER??” And his tongue snaps her neck. Her lifeless body falls to the ground. JarJar laughs maniacally and kicks her body over the edge of a catwalk. “Oops me so clumsy”

But instead you know what kids really like? Talking about politics for 45 minutes and these two kids sexual tension and rolling around in a field of gay ass flowers. That’s what I think about when I think STARWARS.

Could’ve done something decent. I mean, hell, there was almost something there with Solo. Almost. Just sorta shot the gun and the bullet grazed right past acceptable and hit dead center ‘eh’.


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Then he takes his clothes off and starts sucking everyone***8217;s dick.
 
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I’m thinking Sharp**** may not be a fluffer after all. He’s probably the latest STARWARS screenwriter.


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6 - 11-26-2019, 01:56
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOf3hhsjtOg
 
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might still happen that would make episode 9 worth watching for the shamylan twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist
 
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Episode 9 is a dumpster fire. I heard they're still doing re-writes and it's coming out next month.
 
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10 - 11-26-2019, 16:01
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that's always the hallmark of a fine film odio.
 
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11 - 11-26-2019, 16:04
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JJ Abrams is a joke of a director. Tragedy they gave him not one but two films to direct.
 
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12 - 11-26-2019, 21:38
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I was trying to talk myself into Star Wars still being OK after that movie, but I could never get over that ****ing JarJar - soul crushingly bad
 
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JJ Abrams is a joke of a director. Tragedy they gave him not one but two films to direct.
They didn't have much choice. Colin Trevorrow insisted on Luke being alive so they fired him, and it wasn't like they were going to change the release date. Abrams was probably the only person familiar enough with everything to do it in time.
 
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14 - 11-27-2019, 00:19
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Read the episode 9 leaks. Dog****. I loved 4 5 6.
 
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jarjar isnt the most hated char in star wars
hes maybe the 2nd
#1 is easily purple haired strong woman who had no plan and let hundreds of people die and the rebel fleet get destroyed for literally no reason
 
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jarjar isnt the most hated char in star wars
hes maybe the 2nd
#1 is easily purple haired strong woman who had no plan and let hundreds of people die and the rebel fleet get destroyed for literally no reason
Yeah, that movie was dumb.

All the new Star Wars movies are dumb I think.
 
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17 - 11-28-2019, 01:58
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wait so who is more responsible for sw7-9 fail

feminazi kennedy in charge of the whole thing
jew jew abrams
or watever retard who hired them

... tho i heard some contract stipulation wen lucasfilm was acquired that theyd put a womban in charge. so may lucas partly to blame too
 
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george lucas did all of this intentionally imo
he knew kennedy would **** all this up. they worked 2gthr a long time n she was there when the prequels sucked and when the last indy movie was hot garbage.
u watch TFA and TLJ and the prequels look like ****in rembrandts in comparison
he redeemed himself not by improving himself, but by making sure the new stuff would b unwatchable
 
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ah teh true emperor was there b4... so i blame lucas then. that fat fk... wat made him go all woke neway.

see that nigged up ww2 movie he made... and the sheboon he married... im suprised wookies or ewoks werent made the master race at this point
 
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