[drama] brother and i fisty cuff

So
tonight i come home and my stupid piece of shit brother is passed out on my 1 year old couch. he already spends most of the time on said couch, ruining it and 'breaking it in' (giving all my cushions a bad name).

for the last 8 months i have always calmly asked him to never sleep on my couch. he has a bed not far away, maybe 40 feet.
every fucking time he drinks, i find him at 7am on my couch, and chastieesses him.

tonight i'm tired of it. I get home, give the girls some food since they are out, and slap his arm to wake him from his drunken stupor. I say 'hey, go to bed". I then pour said food to the doggies and let them inside, since he et them out into the backyard for god knows how long, and passed out.

This isn't so bad, but his dog digs, and i've bouht ~20 bags of dirt to refill her holes over the last 6 months. So it annoys me. plus pups dont like being all secluded.
Anyway, i notice after 10 minutes he went from a sitting position to a prone position. way to go, asshole.

So i slap him again to get him up and moving. He mumbles and turns over. One more slap (all to the arm). He gets all up in my face.
He's 2.5 years older and always was psychical to get what he wanted. Fuck him.
I punched his face. He swang and missed. We continued in this fashion where i would contact and nothing from him. Eventually we're in his broken recliner, and he headbutts me from behind as i try and contain his flailing. I get up and hit him with my diner chair. We pause and he gets all mad and says, more or less "FUCK YOU I WILL NEVER CONTACT YOU EVER AGAIN AND ALSO NEVER PAY YOU ANYMORE GOOD LUCK FINDINNG ANOTHER ROOM MATE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE"

we'll see. He's gonna owe for June. I'm kicking him out after 30 days (give him a shot at finding a place)
this morning at 7 he let his dog into my room when she woke up wanting to get out. That means she needs to pee.
Thanks for putting her with me, so i get to let her out. way to go. He also accussed me of never buying dog food. I've fed the dogs since i got home in February. He bought dog food once, and it was 20 lbs. I always get the 40+ lbs.

fuck him. what a piece of shit. I'm not going to contact him once he's out of my fucking house.
fuck.

/drama

tl:dr

you're a faggot

tl;dr: Goshin is a dumb faggot

Sounds like your brother sucks

sounds like you guys are perfect roommates

sounds like you 2 are gonna wind up brokeback mountainning one night.

i fought my youngest brother once. we were both hammered and my middle brother provoked it. i gave him a black eye and made him tap round one but he choked me out after talking me into a 2nd round. we laugh about it to this day. good times

p.s. me and my brothers get along really well


sucks man :\

geoff and i have never got along
he's always been a douchebag
i figured when he got a stable job he'd party less and mellow a bit, but alas, this was not the case
he's a selfish fuck and i guess i can say i've always hated him. My nature is to give people upteen chances. However, you blow through enough, and we're done.

me and him are done. He can fucking go die next year. That'd be hilarious.

We don't care, fuck off with your pointless drama.

god damn
so i make a list on facebook to assign people to
how do i change that list's access and shit?

Depends on what you're trying to hide, but there should be an option to make it visible to all friends, then like near the bottom it'll say like with exception of or hide from or somthing.

Edit: Yah, when you go to change option to like friends only, friends of friends and so on, go to bottom and click custom, rest should be obvious.





Also I feel for you, my brother is the baby of the family and a spoiled brat. Beating the living fuck out of him does nothing.

actually i did read it, and i would advise you to never burn bridges within your family.. you might not like each other right now, hell you might have to kick him out but dont let it turn to hatred.

Goshin's too smart to let the hate eat at him, and time is a salve on wounds. But yea it's BOOT time.

Also:

thats why i would never have a roommate now if at all possible

LOL DUDE!

1) big brother always wins the fisticuffs

2) let him sleep on the couch, jesus!

3) when someone has JUST WOKEN UP, especially if they have just woken up and are DRUNK, they aren't really 100% responsible what they may say or do

Goshin have you ever tried to stab your older brother?

you sound like a gigantic faggot

let him sleep on the couch you little bitch. i hope he punches you in the face in the morning