i threw a slushball at my next best friend's (Aaron's) face when i was ten or so. He moved away a few months later.
I convinced my sister to place her hand into my mothers sewing machine which i pricked her finger with.
I first busted a nut to the thought of running with the Hardey Boys away from a pack of ravenous females, once i had fallen down the sewer grate and was suspended above them in my imagination.
I have never put anything in my ass.
I used to masturbate to my mother's Tami Hoag novels.
I thought the foreskin was on your forhead when i was a tiny child.
I heard my first dirty joke when I was seven, and it went like this: Paraphrase: joey's father is getting ready to go in the shower. He askes if he can come, Joey's dad says "only if you don't look down". Joey looks down and says "WHATS THAT" and Joey's dad says "it's my limousine". Joey's mother is going to go in the shower and joey askes if he can go with her too. She says, "only if you dont look down... or up". Joey does and says, "WHAT ARE THOSE", she says "that's my garage and those are my headlights". Later they are going to bed, and Joey asks if he can come. They say, "only if you don't look down". Joey does and says "MOMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S LIMOUSINE IS DRIVING INTO YOUR GARAGE!"