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116701 - 08-25-2019, 15:42
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Originally Posted by Edofnor View Post

tulsi gabbard is the only 1 they've got and they're burying her b/c dems care more about killing america and trying 2 foment a race war than they do about winning elections
Yah I'm switching to dem to vote for her here in NY. They are ****ting on her hard in this polling ****
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116702 - 08-25-2019, 15:50
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yeah i too am gonna support for the science of identiy hindu cultist and her guru chris jagad guru siddhaswarupananda paramahamsa
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116703 - 08-25-2019, 16:44
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California finally performed an audit of one of its smaller cities and found out the government cheese takers were making an obscene amount of money. The city itself about went on full riot because of the that. They should honestly do a full audit of the state and every city in it.

The state also didn't bother building the reservoirs it was supposed to because they diverted money for illegals. SO even when the Sierras get an over abundance of snow pack like this last winter, they watch a lot of that water flow right into the ocean and then claim drought conditions.

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116704 - 08-25-2019, 17:11
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Scooby u still support trump even after he tramples on your 2nd amendment rights with res flag laws lol
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116705 - 08-25-2019, 17:15
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Scooby u still support trump even after he tramples on your 2nd amendment rights with res flag laws lol
WHAT? when did he do that? is this fake news, kotz? surely you wouldn't be spreading fake news now, would you?
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116706 - 08-25-2019, 17:28
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116707 - 08-25-2019, 18:08
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Kittycuck and bp are broken record players. I have more insightful conversation with my 6 year old and even he doesn’t repeat shit over and over.
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116708 - 08-25-2019, 21:42
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he should be repeating the pledge every morning!
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116709 - 08-25-2019, 22:00
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Verse One: Trumty Hump (BrassT)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
2020 and the world that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Orangeground.
I drink up all the Fanta ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Trumpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to humpya.
Jus don't tell Melania
And all the lefties in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm grabbin' puss y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when voters elect me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my chic fil a lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight cracker mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your BK and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm Orange
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in Lil Kim's pants
and I even got my own dance
The Trumpty Dance is your chance to do the hump TRUMP
Do the Trumpty Hump, come on and do the Trumpty Hump
Do the Trumpty Hump, just watch me do the Trumpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Trumpty Hump
Do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Trumpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get the economy cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my Orange Toup will tickle ya rear.
My hair is orange, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my wallet is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
Pocahontas - I'm the one who grab 'ya by the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to spite.
All ya had to do was give Trumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
CNN's wack funky
People say ya look like Joe Biden on crack, Trumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Makin MSN CNN MSM have a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Trumpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Trumpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Black people, do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpy Trump
White people, do the Trumpty Trump, do the Trumpty Hump
Mexicans, do the Trumpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Chinese, do the Trumpty Hump, do the Trumpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Orange Man is in the house
I'd like to tweet out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Trumpty Dance,
and to the lefties,
peace and Trumptiness forever
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