So, Mr. Jeremy Daspin III of Goatse fame has decided to take it to the next level.
Leaving work today, I drove out of the parking structure and to a local 7-11 a few blocks away. With the engine still running I pop open the door and pause as the radio finishes up a news story.
Suddenly I hear, "Are you Troy?" and up walks Jeremy with a little blonde chick. She has a disposable camera and starts taking pix. He then says, "Is this yours?" and whips out the nice little treasure I delivered to his house. Trying not to bust out laughing I say, "Yep". He then leans into my car, gets within two inches of my face and begins yelling,
"What the fuck man! I should kick your ass! You come to my house with this shit! Get out of the car. I'll give you two free shots and then I'm going beat the shit out of you. I'm going to kick your ass. Get out of the car."
At that I put the car in neutral and revved the engine. He instinctively started to step away from the open door, then thought differently and stepped back to block it again. I put the car in reverse and at a normal speed began to back up, pushing him with the door. He moved out of the way, I stopped with car and closed the door, smiled bye-bye and proceeded to exit the parking lot. Jeremy ran after the car screaming, "Get out of the car! GET OUT OF THE CAR!" and then kicked the rear quarter-panel as I tootled on my way.
So, this could get interesting. Now that he's officially tracked me down, waited outside of my place of business for who knows how long, tailed me to another location and then assaulted me with threats of bodily harm I have just about everything I need to really rock his world.
We'll see what he does next.
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