I got engaged

yeah but Icey's wife is approximately 5000% too hot for him, so there's no value in criticizing him for that locking her up was the best case scenario for him
 
I came to make fun of Icey giving input on something involving females but I think that's been covered.

So... uh,

Pics? :sunny:
 
Obibun said:
when I propose it's going to be fucking epic

like I'll probably hire someone to steal her purse and then chase after them, have some epic kung fu martial arts battle through the floors of a building under construction, some gun play, and then end with a thrilling helicopter fist fight where I get knocked off and look as though my end is near when WHUMP surprise parachute

then I land and I'm like

fucking marry me right now
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:lol:
 
I guess I can do this since he's skiing.

[ngfm]

  • Get a pre-nup, cause that ho is going to try and take you for everything as soon as your first kid turns 2.
  • Get your masters degree because then you don't have to do or know anything, money will just fall in your lap even if you're a dumbass.
  • The only racism on earth is from the negroes toward good upstanding Aryan people like myself.
  • The 2 happiest boats in a lifers day are the buy you day the buy, and the boat you sell the day.
  • Follow these rules and you'll still have a crappy life, just not AS crappy as it would have been. Now get off the computer and go see what that bitch is complaining about now.

[/ngfm]
 
Obibun said:
when I propose it's going to be fucking epic

like I'll probably hire someone to steal her purse and then chase after them, have some epic kung fu martial arts battle through the floors of a building under construction, some gun play, and then end with a thrilling helicopter fist fight where I get knocked off and look as though my end is near when WHUMP surprise parachute

then I land and I'm like

fucking marry me right now
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:lol: if I had a ton of money I'd do that. Or hire a look-a-like to do all the fighting and jumping out of helicopter to some spot a few blocks away, and then come running back all bruised up and dragging a parachute.
 
why did it take 25 replies to ask for pics, and whats the point of a thread like this without pics, and who the fuck is ranger? i've been around long enough to know all the vups...
 
Vanster said:
I guess I can do this since he's skiing.

[ngfm]

  • Get a pre-nup, cause that ho is going to try and take you for everything as soon as your first kid turns 2.
  • Get your masters degree because then you don't have to do or know anything, money will just fall in your lap even if you're a dumbass.
  • The only racism on earth is from the negroes toward good upstanding Aryan people like myself.
  • The 2 happiest boats in a lifers day are the buy you day the buy, and the boat you sell the day.
  • Follow these rules and you'll still have a crappy life, just not AS crappy as it would have been. Now get off the computer and go see what that bitch is complaining about now.

[/ngfm]
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lol.. i thought you didnt drink... your boat quote is the lulz
 
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