[Official] TW Awards 2009

Started in the Velo/Backfire thread

First Page...

CLIFFS THUS FAR:
- Velo comes out and is nice enough to show us picture of his girlfriend.
- Some people Flame, Some people Gawk.
- Velo continues to post pictures and defend himself from various assults.
- Someone inadvertantly forces Velo to confess that his girlfriend did cheat, years ago, and only once.
- Things get interesting, Velo disappears to smoke crack with his black neighbor who may or may-not be moving furniture with Velo's girlfriend when he's out playing professional baseball.
- Fuzzy comes and tells us that it was his friend Alex who slept with her on her period.
- Dio a.k.a. creepiness, supposedly finds her Facebook account.
- Obiburbon claims victory that he called "cheating whore" on post 11
-General :gayfight: ensues...

I guess I missed the yarr matey drama too
 
Last edited:
As the year just ended, and the stats just came out, I think there should be an official awards ceremony (read: thread). This thread is to gauge interest, receive flaming for the idea, and accept nominations for these categories, or any new categories you can come up with. Hopefully, someone could set up a poll later on if the nominations fill up.

Corrections/Improvements listed below:

2009:
Thread of the Year


1. Kura leaves TW - Yeller bellied fag still hasn't shown his face around here to confess his sins. Fuk him. Strike him from all records. Extinguish his existence. Delete from dbase. Mention his name no more.
2. SexPistol is the Ultimate Gamer - He won a gaming competition, he wins this category.
3. Yarr matey, I banged Katie
4. The obvious solution is giants - over used already. :sigh:

Poster of the Year

1. SuperGrover
2. mandarb
3. Baby Bew- funny, witty, always here, and wins the crowd with his nerd-instinct-driven-bandwagonning.

Funniest Poster

1. MME - was in the past, lets not make this a legacy shoo-in.
2. HK - This looser is here 24/7, ALL THE TIME! Sure he gets a few in, anyone would. From the rear his wife isn't distinguishable from a seal. Though irrational, this alone disqualifies him from further consideration.
3. mandarb - who?
4. Baby Bew - we have a winner.

Troll of the Year

1. Arsin - over rated.
2. Obibun - Would be under any other circumstance, unfortunately he goes up against world class trolling. See next:
3. Orbital - any position but #1 is not the correct position.

Twist of the Year  Including Last Year 

1. Velo

Meber of the Year

1. Zopharoth
2. Mixed by Mantello
3. :ellen: - zing.

Most Hated Poster

1. triple - he's won enough in the past.
2. Fngr - ditto.
3. Togowack - his trolling makes it hard to say no.
4. SuicideTaxi - success breeds envy no?
5. arsin - way over rated. (but I'll work on it :) )
6. napfag

Admin of the Year

1. Rayn - We have a winner.
2. Beren - too nice, classy, scholarly etc. Just too good.
3. Fool - too stupid. Data is his sidekick, what does that tell you?
4. Yankee - lazy fuck does nothing.

Schtick of the Year

1. crab - he has potential. 3 posts, but already we see a huge drop in quality. We'll know more by next year.
2. MacGuyver - who?
3. HellenKellar - the ultimate forum fag. The ultimate winner.

Shittiest Poster

1. Fngr
2. Juggs - Ding ding ding!
3. triple
4. |R|u|s|t|y|

Backfire of the Year

1. Velo
2. Any triple thread
3. Any Juggs thread
4. Data's lolerlaserplane thread: civi tells Data (Air Farce Desk jockey) his strategic plans are FUBAR.

Tag of the Year

1. yarr matey I banged katie
2. the obvious solution is giants
3. ralph pls go no - :lol:

Photoshopper of the Year

1. Fool
2. samuelk
3. kwago
4. Bojangles


Queer of the Year
1. Beef O'Brady
 
Last edited:
I won troll of the year fuck you all...Sorry for bumping an old thread but fuck you...I had that hands down...


Carry on....














































Go on...

























































Nothing to see here...


















































































Or is there?























































































Nah false alarm...
 
Meber of the Year

1. Zopharoth
2. Mixed by Mantello
3. :ellen:

15wgbcy.gif
 
Back
Top