JuggerNaught - i am bored, so i have some questions for you

waaaaah juggernaught, why don't you not be a twat and say why you ask so many inane fucking questions?

"don't answer if you don't like the questions" - don't worry, i don't.
 
ease on down ease on down the road



also I really didn't need to read that some stupid girl stuck her tongue in juggernaughts sarlaac
 
JuggerNaught said:
so then shut the fuck up and get down the road. you dont have anything to say here.
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then answer the question of why you ask stupid shit on here continually? the only time you don't is when you have a 1-2 week hiatus from here where you're presumably in your HVAC command center bunker contemplating the best way to sell candles
 
HelenKeller said:
then answer the question of why you ask stupid shit on here continually? the only time you don't is when you have a 1-2 week hiatus from here where you're presumably in your HVAC command center bunker contemplating the best way to sell candles
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Because i damn well want to. Thats why. Don't like it? Ask me if i care.
 
JuggerNaught said:
Because i damn well want to.
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why do you want to? how do you arrive in your thought process that you are actually interested in answers to the shitty questions you ask? do you even look at the responses, or do you feel lonely enough to the point where you decide to make threads and this is the only way your pinhead can come up with something that in your mind won't get laughed from the first response on
 
classic juggernaught response to getting owned: respond to every post in the thread with slack-jawed insults
 
maybe you're making up your own style of redneck PUA's that are specifically effective for morbidly obese southern women over 45 years of age
 
HelenKeller said:
why do you want to? how do you arrive in your thought process that you are actually interested in answers to the shitty questions you ask? do you even look at the responses, or do you feel lonely enough to the point where you decide to make threads and this is the only way your pinhead can come up with something that in your mind won't get laughed from the first response on
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I think to myself 'what would get helenkeller on my nuts the fastest'


and then i post.

welcome to my nuts
 
I'm not gonna read that.

ayz said:
How much do you spend monthly on:

1. gas

2. power bill

3. groceries

bonus points

What size is your place. (approx. sq. ft.)

I'm not a smoker so I don't know, i think I remember seeing prices of something like $3.50 or something like that. Something i'm reading right now says the average is $4.49.

How much is a pack/carton around you?

Are these 'top level' brands or the low level ghetto smokes

1 Do you rent or own?

2. Do you allow shoes inside the house

3. do you have a coat rack, closet, or just throw coats wherever

4. what is the coolest thing about your place

5. is your place decently decorated, bare, or just whatever you got is hung up (pics if available)

6. do you live with someone? (husband, wife, roomate)

7. what is the 'showpiece' of your place (pimp tv, hot tub, killer kitchen..whatever)

8. how many closets do you have..and what kind (walk-in, etc)

9. How much did you pay for or do you spend for rent (if you dont mind)

10. do you have your own special room, like computer room, study, garage, etc.

1. Were you born where you grew up?

2. How far are you away from where you were born? If you grew up somewhere else, how far are you away from there?

3. If still alive, how far are your parents from their birthplace?

4. Where do you think you will retire/die (state is fine, city if you know)

5. Do you have any plans on moving out of the city you are in?

6. What is the farthest you have ever lived from what you consider home. (atleast 1 year)

Bonus scenario:
You're done with where you are. You don't know where you are going, but in 15 minutes you will have whatever you are taking with you, in the car and you are going to a new place of your choice to live/work. Walking away from everything you cant get in your car in 15 minutes.

What do you take?

Where do you go?

1. Do you have any siblings, how many

2. Does your family have family reunions

3. are your grandparents still alive

4. Are you anything 'special' in your family...(last son of a last son, junior, first grandchild...etc)

5. Who is the 'coolest' person in your family, the relative you don't mind hanging out with at thanksgiving.

Do you believe in:

1. Ghosts

2. Hypnosis

3. Aliens

4. Self Help information (courses, books, cd's..etc.)

5. astrology

1. Do you cook?

2. What is your favorite food

3. If you had to pick between steak, chicken, turkey or fish, fixed anyway you like, which would you choose first

4. Would you say you eat well regularly or in spurts

5. What is in your refrigerator right now.

Save the b.s. stories, just answer.

Have you ever:

1 Given oral sex to a woman on her period

2. Spanked your partner

3. Been spanked

4. Licked ass (yes, even one swipe)

5. Had yours licked.

6. Tied someone up

7 Been tied up

8. had sex in public (road head doesnt count, im talking full intercourse)

9 Roleplayed

10 urinated/defecated on anyone during sex

What is your level of modesty in public? Would you:

1) sing

2) streak

3) have sex (i dont mean getting head in the parking lot of burger king on a saturday night, i mean getting head under a blanket at the beach on a saturday afternoon)

4) have a MAJOR very loud argument with your significant other

5) take a piss

*thought of one*

1. what do you put in your closet (only shirts, only pants, everything that needs hung up

2. right now...is your closet orderly?

3. do you hang your clothes up immediately?

4. how, if at all, is your closet arranged

5. right now, what is on the floor of your closet

What type of bread to you use on your sandwiches

what type of meat


mustard? ketchup? mayo? other?

do you ever make multiple meat sandwiches?

what is your all time favorite sandwich



1. How often do you change your towel for drying off

2. How often do you change your washrag?

3. do you have a floor mat or just throw down last towel

4. only wash the bod in the shower/tub or bod/shave/teeth..etc

5. shower in the morning or night

6. How often do you clean out the tub

7. wear shower shoes?

8. do you wear a bathrobe when done, towel, or drippin nekid

9. get dressed in the bathroom or bedroom

10. what do you take in the bathroom with you when showering (towel, toothbrush, underwear..whatever)

What is your..

1) height

2) weight

3) blood type

4) resting pulse (take pulse for 10 minutes, multiply by 6)

5) average bp if you know it

1. How many games do you own (pc and console)

2. How many hours do you estimate you game a day

3. What is your reason for gaming

4. How many LANS have you been to (not necessarily UVA size, but even just buddy's houses)

5. Why do you go to LANS instead of just playing at home

6. How much money would you say you spend a year in gaming hardware/software

7. would you consider yourself
Poor player; the best player the other team has.
Good player; Can hold your own in any game
Gaming god; ruler of all you survey

8. Why did you originally start gaming

9. when (if ever) do you think you will stop gaming

10. for reference, whats your age


Whats the general price of:

1. gas in your area

2. bread

3. milk

4. 1 adult movie ticket

5 cigarettes

6. soda

7. lb of hamburger

8. average rent in the area

9. cost of buying a house within 5 miles of where you are

10 average cost of say...2001 ranger pickup (just an average pick)

1. What is in your pockets (if you have any)

2. what are you eating/drinking

3. how many messages are saved on your answering machine/voicemail

4. how much gas is in your car

5. if you had to leave right now for an overnight trip, what would you take

6. what do you have for an emergency kit in the house

7 if there was a community emergency...weather, fire, whatever...and no time to make a long distance run, where would you go locally..why

8. who is the one person you can always count on in a pinch (first name only)

9. what is the one thing that you can't live without

10. what is the name of the funkiest most non-mainstream store you shop in..and what do they sell
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Cliff questions please. I don't care if they are questions, anything that long needs some Cliffs.

Riv
 
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