Wow all those MadCunt stories put my roommate stories to shame. Let's see.
College the first group of guys were cool the first semester, four of 'em and two seniors. The seniors were quiet, intelligent, not too frat boyish. One of the others was a junior, he was a star trek nerdy guy who liked to fight with swords (kid you not campus had a club for that) He was cool though. My roommate was a stereotypical partying womanizer guy. We got along well enough but I didn't think too fond of him.
Next semester switched up the seniors were replaced by two freshmen. They were the beginning of the nasty shit. One was fat, and had a condition where the pores in his feet were 3x normal size and sweat constantly. His feet smelled like a dead animal, all the time. The other one was a country/folk music loving redneck punk-wannabe. He was so paranoid about people possibly taking his food he ate entirely out of cans and pickle jars, which he all stored in his closet.
Following year I'm stuck with the two frreshmen again and add a polysci major. That guy was pretty cool, he was veyr laid back even when talking about politics. That year sucked because while he was cool, he treated the Foreman grill as cast iron and thought by not cleaning it you would get more flavor for the next time around. I had to throw that grill out it was beyond salvation. Redneck gets an AA GF that used to be hot but turned all trashy, fat roommate with foot problem still smelled up the place.
Get an apartment with a live-in GF that took a huge dive. I try to forget that one, it was bad and left me broke. Tried an older roommate who just needed a place to stay to commute to work. It was good for 2 months until he had to leave (wife fired, couldn't afford house) and I had to live on credit.
Old college roommate (the partying womanizer) needs a place to stay, we run out half of a condo owned by his grandmother. He turns into a douchewad almost instantly, feeling that his grandmother owns the place gives him some kind of lordship over the place. Partied whenever, woke me up some nights when I had to work early. Eventually the credit debt piled up so badly I had to call it, left his ass and forced to move in with the folks to pay off CC debt and form a plan.
No roommates next time or it's on my own terms.