lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

she's not too bad

you both type like retards

and this thread would have sucked if you were not so blatantly forward

so,

Elvis Hitler said:

Now, go for the newdz to make it truly epic

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and yes, if she's this fucking stupid, get nudes NOW before she tries to kiss that motherfucker tomorrow.

aScotiA said:

umm... she's not THAT bad looking, i'd probably fuck her if she didn't dress like a 50 year old new york city albanian cab driver...

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what does TOB mean

TOB: no wait
TOB: im sorry
TOB: its jut hard for me to belive ok i always wanted to kiss might as well do it
TOB: and dont call me stupid
TOB: not nice ill kiss u ok
me: ok
me: i think iam falling in love with you
TOB: just dotn call me stupid i dotn liek when guys blow up at me like that
me: sorry
TOB: u had alot of chnaces why now
TOB: cause u no im singe
TOB: single
TOB: u like me when i where make up
me: yeah i know your single now
me: i would never do anything with you if you had a man
me: thats wrong
me: yeah i love your makeup
TOB: really
me: yup
me: you look beautifulllll
me: anyway back to me fucking your face
me: i wanna fuck your face so hard
TOB: oh i now i do thank u
me: iam gonnna shove my cock so far down your throat ur gonna throw up all over the place
TOB: ok
me: iam gonna shove my cock so hard in your ass
TOB: well 9 inches would do it
me: your going to bleed on my cock
me: and then i want you to suck the blood off my cock
TOB: what about my pussy
me: so i can ram your pussy
TOB: sounds good hansome
TOB:
TOB: i always fantasied about having rough sex with u
TOB: but dreams so come true
me: really
me: can i fuck your pussy untill you bleed
TOB: i likes u ever since my 1st day at babues r us
TOB: ok
TOB: make me sore to
TOB: i love to be sore
TOB: does lori now ur in love with me
TOB: i letu do whatever u want to me
TOB: biatch
TOB: lol
TOB:
TOB: u now dont make me pay for this but u now u look like that manager domike from behind
TOB: lol
TOB: thats cool
TOB: tho i cant belive u feel that strongly about me
TOB: i dotn now what to say blushing
me: haha
me: aw
me: where did u go
TOB: im here im sorry
TOB: talking to my freind too
me: iam gonna bang you so hard from behind
me: and when iam about to cum
me: iam gonna punch you behind the neck really hard
me: but dont be alarmed
me: its just to make you clench up tight
me: so i can cum harder
me: okay?
TOB: so u want to nock me out
me: yeah
TOB: and fuck me while im uncouncous huh
me: yup
TOB: basically u want to rape me
TOB: wow i alwasy wanted that
TOB: lol
me: well i guess
TOB: lol
TOB: but consentual rape
me: yeah
me: i dont want to go to jail
me: then i'll get raped
me: LOLOL
TOB: lol
TOB: hahhahhahaha
TOB: hehhe
TOB: why u dotn want to get fuck up the ass bye a guy name bubba

hahah.. i figured she was going to look A LOT WORSE

but then i noticed she was wearing baggy jeans

a GIRL wearing BAGGY jeans. yea okay.

personally i would fuck her in her parents basement while her dog watched us

yes go for the nudes and then link her to this thread.

iam trying to get nudes now hang on

thread would be truly epic if you posted her myspace or screenname

Flyersfan said:

personally i would fuck her in her parents basement while her dog watched us

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ROFL.

Snapple said:

iam trying to get nudes now hang on

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FTW!

you should get in contact w/ the real mike.. the guy works at babies r us, im sure he doesn't have a whole lot else going on, he'll probably love you for it

nudes would complete this thread.

Snapple said:

me: iam gonna bang you so hard from behind
me: and when iam about to cum
me: iam gonna punch you behind the neck really hard
me: but dont be alarmed
me: its just to make you clench up tight
me: so i can cum harder
me: okay?
TOB: so u want to nock me out
me: yeah
TOB: and fuck me while im uncouncous huh
me: yup
TOB: basically u want to rape me
TOB: wow i alwasy wanted that
TOB: lol

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LOL HAHAHAHHA
"wow i alwasy wanted that"
oh man. classic right here

id give out her name, but knwoing u retards u would mess it up and she wont end up kissing mike at work on sunday LOL

yea dont give her info out
fuck the idiots on here

Snapple said:

id give out her name, but knwoing u retards u would mess it up and she wont end up kissing mike at work on sunday LOL

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'zactly, snapple knows how to play the game

hahahhaha hilarious shit snapple.............