lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

:rofl: i thought for sure she'd stay angry and then tell everyone at work that he has a 4.5 inch dick

i'm surprised she hasn't pulled it yet :lol:
 
holy shit this is a great thread.

but why did you have to push it!!! i was loving in that she was your little whore, but now she just hates your gets and wants to fuck you for money.

and by you, i mean mike.
 
Snapple said:
me: if you bang me
me: i'll pay you
me: 100 bucks
me: ???
TOB: im not a slut
me: i know
me: but i'll pay you
TOB: let me think about it ok
TOB: ok
TOB: ill deff fuck u
TOB: cause i can use the money
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:rofl:
 
Snapple said:
me: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ME
me: can you do me a favor
me: hello
TOB: what
me: can you say
me: TW OWNS ME pls
TOB: what
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Shoulda pushed that one more as well. "TW is my nickname... Just say it... pls"

This will be quotable on the boards, like a movie.

"That's DISCOUNTING!"
"Do you fuck as bad as you spell?"
 
brad said:
Definately a good read.
But it was pushed a little too far, would have been better if you played along until sunday, then have her come back and be like "WTF"?

regardless A++
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Was a good read, I'll hate to see how she talks after Sunday :worried:
Bad luck to Mike




---Just said I couldn't bump threads over a year old -_-
 
I really find it hard to believe any girl is this fucking stupid. I think she's on to you and just wanted to pretend to send nudes to your phone so she could have your phone # and attempt to figure out who you really are.
 
:rofl:

My favorite undercurrent of this whole thing is:
1) Unprotected fucking - No Problem
2) P in the B - No Problem
3) Throatfuck - No Problem
4) Borderline Co-Worker Rapist - No Problem
5) Donkey Punch - No Problem
6) Accept money for sex - No Problem
7) "Let's get married" - WHOA, slow the fuck down, I'm not that kind of girl.
 
PeuswahBoy said:
:rofl:

My favorite undercurrent of this whole thing is:
1) Unprotected fucking - No Problem
2) P in the B - No Problem
3) Throatfuck - No Problem
4) Borderline Co-Worker Rapist - No Problem
5) Donkey Punch - No Problem
6) Accept money for sex - No Problem
7) "Let's get married" - WHOA, slow the fuck down, I'm not that kind of girl.
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:lol: :rofl: :lol:

omg this is soo hilarious, TWHOF without a doubt.
 
Way to fuck it up at the end.
If you'd played it a bit better you could have not only gotten naked pics but the whole Mike kiss thing, which incidentally would have been a lot funnier than her going up to him and offering sex for money.
 
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