lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

aScotiA said:
seriously, the guy is in for a surprise of a lifetime... someone's gotta film, we already have confirmed residents nearby.
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problem with this plan is how long this whore takes to ratchet up the nerve to do it... when she 1st gets to work? at break? etc...
also when does she get to work.. when does mike.. where is she gonna do it..

its not really like our cameraman can follow mike around all day taping him for the off chance that our whore actually makes good... as i dont imagine babies r us has a tremendous amount of foot traffic
 
:rofl: damn this is the best thread i've seen in a long time...the fucking grammar is killing me though atleast send this bitch a dictionary
 
Snapple said:
actually iam 2.5 but i picked 4.5 cause saying anything smaller probably wouldnt have been belivable
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Me too, but strangly enough, some girls like it that wide.
 
shes back

me: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ME
me: can you do me a favor
me: hello
TOB: what
me: can you say
me: TW OWNS ME pls
TOB: what
me: SAY IT!
me: why dont u talk to me
me: i dont get it
TOB: im here sorry im talking to other people
me: other guys?!
TOB: wouldnt u like to now
me: yeah
me: !
me: if i asked you to marry me
me: would you
TOB: well i was talking to this guy dan liek 3 months ago
TOB: what
TOB: we barely no each other
me: i know but we'll get engaged first
me: and be engaged for 2 or 3 years
me: and then get married
me: i wanna make sure that i can have you to my self
TOB: i dunno
me: why not :[
TOB: its this rather fast
me: yeah but the whole dating thing is over rated
me: dont u think?
me: and we can date while we are engaged
me: i'l buy you a really really nice ring with my income from babies r us
TOB: not really that the stage where ur getting to now each other
TOB: i dont now u that well
TOB: hahha
TOB: ur income form babies rus
TOB: lol
me: besids
me: iam going to be a doctor isnt that what u said before
me: iam gonna be rich!
me: and u can be my wife :)
TOB: i dont think so
me: why not
TOB: i dont now u
me: what if i promise to buy you a nice car
me: when i become a doctor
me: why wouldnt you wanna marry a doctor
me: iam going ot be rich
me: and share my money with you
me: u'll never have to work again
me: all i need you to do is have food ready when i come home from work
TOB: ah
TOB: no
me: and let me fuck you in the ass while i eat the eggs and bacon off your hairy back
me: please
TOB: ewwww
TOB: no
me: LOL
TOB: i dotn have ahairy back
me: would you stick a vibrator up my ass
me: while you fuck me
me: it feels amazing
me: i want you to lick my ass too
TOB: ur kinky arent u
TOB: no
me: no what
me: u wont lick my asshole?
me: why not
me: its clean
TOB: thats gross
me: i wipe it when iam done pooping
TOB: THAT DISCOUNTING
me: discounting?
me: can i ask you a question
me: do you fuck as bad as you spell
 
uh oh i just pissed her off

TOB: BECAUSE I HAVE DISLEXIA
TOB: ASSHOLE
me: can i lick your asshole
TOB: NO
me: i wanna shove my tounge so far in your ass it comes out your mouth
me: why not
TOB: NOT AFTER U JUST SAID THAT TO ME
 
me: i just asked you an honest question
me: dont get mad
me: u can ask me anything
me: i wont get mad at u
me: iam sorry
me: i apologize
TOB: YEA BUT IT WAS A MEAN ? U REMIND ME ALOT OF MY EX MIKE
me: i diddnt know you had that
me: thats why i was asking
me: iam not making fun of you
TOB: I CANT HAVE ANYONE TALKING TO ME AND PUTITNG ME DOWN
me: iam not
me: i asked u and u told me
me: that was it
me: relax
TOB: BUTITS HOW U ASKED IT
 
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