[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

the clap is easy to get rid of. Be glad it wasnt herpes or HPV. BTW, go to a docter stat, or it'll haunt you later
 
old_skul said:
$20 says this entire thread is made up.

Sorry Ligrub. It jus doesn't sound clean. Too convenient.
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enjoy my current credit card statement:

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"Hey, baby. I know you feel pretty shitty about the abortion. How about a whopper and a movie ... hunh baby? Will that make you feel better?"
 
kwolf said:
"Hey, baby. I know you feel pretty shitty about the abortion. How about a whopper and a movie ... hunh baby? Will that make you feel better?"
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im a regular casanova, motherfucker

wsup now?

(ps i didnt take her, hah)
 
LGBR said:
"well it worked, im not pregnant anymore. oh by the way, you gave me chlamydia but they treated it, so you should go get tested. see ya!"
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I like how she announces you gave it to her. She would not be as nonchanlant if she really knew for sure who gave it to whom.
 
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LGBR said:
haha most people in the AF dont get a flight suit

i got one in rotc, though

youd better believe i kept that son of a bitch

ill try to get pics of it later haha
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It's bullshit, too...flight suits are more comfortable, easier to maintain and cheaper to produce than BDU's.

I can understand having to wear that camo shit in the desert, or any other warzone, but wtf....stateside there's no reason to restrict them. If a fucking 60 year old colonel gets to prance around his office pretending he's still a pilot, why can't I? :<

/rant
 
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LGBR said:
im a regular casanova, motherfucker

wsup now?

(ps i didnt take her, hah)
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So you kicked her to the curb after her operation... :shock:

Was there even a waiting period before your attempts at finding another victim to wreck on El Mar's bed??
 
Daluva said:
So you kicked her to the curb after her operation... :shock:

Was there even a waiting period before your attempts at finding another victim to wreck on El Mar's bed??
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You make it sound like she was inclined to have a relationship with him. Did you really read the part about the romantic conception in Casa de El Mar? How long could it have lasted, really?
 
Daluva said:
So you kicked her to the curb after her operation... :shock:

Was there even a waiting period before your attempts at finding another victim to wreck on El Mar's bed??
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Haha she felt like shit and kinda wanted be to left alone, so I was more than happy to take her home. I told her to call me if she needed anything, and I bounced. So then me and bunch of buddies went to the BK Lounge and saw the Prestige.

PixieDee said:
You make it sound like she was inclined to have a relationship with him. Did you really read the part about the romantic conception in Casa de El Mar? How long could it have lasted, really?
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Hey that's not totally fair. Her and I were always on the verge of a relationship all through the first year of college. Her and I would get together at parties, hang out for a day here and there, all that good shit. It just never got any further than that. We'd gotten it on prior to the conception, she wasn't just a one night stand.

But now, no, no chance of dating her.
 
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