that reminds me of an irish joke
Billy O'Shea came into the bar and sat down next to a tourist. After a few beers he started complaining to the tourist. You know, man, I built bridges over all the creeks and rivers in Derry County, but do they call me Billy the Bridge Builder? No. I built six Churches by myself, do they call me Billy the Church Builder? No. I even rescued Bishop O'Malley from a fire, do they call me Billy the Brave? Nope. But you fuck a goat once and you're labeled for life.