And they tell me this....
I have spoken with the local authorities and negotiated a free pass for your return in order to reclaim your funds. The button below will grant you a one-day activation and it is my highest wishes that you will join me in New Eden and put these funds to good use.
The total amount awaiting you is 3,571,432,272,837 which I have been told can be traded for at least one full month of time in New Eden, if not more.* Please return and take this ISK off my hands. Spend it on PLEX. Spend it training new skills. Indulge in a night of reckless abandon. Having 3,571,432,272,837 ISK in my bank and not being able to spend it is torture. Please save me from this fate.
There is no way I have that much.
I have spoken with the local authorities and negotiated a free pass for your return in order to reclaim your funds. The button below will grant you a one-day activation and it is my highest wishes that you will join me in New Eden and put these funds to good use.
The total amount awaiting you is 3,571,432,272,837 which I have been told can be traded for at least one full month of time in New Eden, if not more.* Please return and take this ISK off my hands. Spend it on PLEX. Spend it training new skills. Indulge in a night of reckless abandon. Having 3,571,432,272,837 ISK in my bank and not being able to spend it is torture. Please save me from this fate.
There is no way I have that much.