in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate

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unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.

anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following:

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings.

either that, or i will return your flames in kind.

or maybe i will ignore them.

it's hard to tell.
 
1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier
 
i hate my broken louis vuitton wallet
I hate shopping in general and probably wont replace it either
 
Finski said:
1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air
3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies
4. He's got a face like a bastard rat.
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there was a young man from missouri
he loved to call games in a hurry
but this guy named joe buck
was a queer sort of duck
in his spare time he dressed like a furry
 
AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock
Knightmare takes it up the ass
Ratbert is a fucking spaz
Monkey_b deserves to die
For Data I would bake a pie
 
1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly
3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on?
4. Great conversation piece
 
Dough said:
1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am
3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift
4. you get off earlier
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to get him to open his eyes
was an extremely evasive prize
this silly young jerk
would not get up for work
despite all, this dough would not rise
 
Kurayami said:
1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything
3: Everyone die/the world blows up
4: Tits
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in xanadu did kurayami
a stately pleasure dome decree
and as the people flocked forewith
he clapped his hands and laughed with glee
they strode on in, they hoped for fun
they looked around and stroked their cocks
and when the dome was full of flesh
he closed the door and clicked the locks
he ran along, so far away
to get inside his bunker yon
then pressed a button, squinting towards
the horizon, then they all were gone
so then young kurayami was alone
he finally could chill a bit
he sat back on his sofabed
and jacked off while he looked at tits
 
Lamb said:
1. Niggers
2. Took my job/fucked my wife
3. Gallows/poisoned KFC
4. Cotton/huge cocks
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there was a young member named lamb
and to tee dub he came in a jam
he thought it an oasis
to be stupid and rasis
but instead that cunt ended up banned
 
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