In honor of MLKJr. Day.. we make racist jokes.

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ShartShooter

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Only appropriate to start it off with this one:

Why are niggers afraid to sleep?

 Because the last nigger that had a dream got shot. 
 
why do white people cheer on black football and basketball players and suck up to them whenever they see them in peson but make racist jokes in the privacy of their home

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What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif
What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief
What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore.
What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal.
 
What was the last thing that went through Martin Luther King Jr.'s head before he died?


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hey here's a funny one.

the black people i work worth were pissed because they don't get holiday pay for working today
 
what do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a dick

what can a pizza do that a black guy cant?
feed a family of four

a black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, who is driving?
the police

why do niggers have such big lips?
because god hung them up to dry when he was done painting them

what do pizza and jews have in common?
they both burn if you leave them in the oven too long
 
Why do black people have white palms and soles? (2 answers)

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Why do lions lick each others asses?

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Whats the Difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead black guy in the middle of the road


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Why wont black parents let their kids play in the sand box?
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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white chick?
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What runs fast and goes HO-DE-DOE, HO-DE- DOE?
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my racist dad had a fucking list a mile long and he told them to me a hundred times and I still don't find them funny
 
Why did the black guy wear a tux to his vasectomy?

He figured if you're gonna BE impo'tant you need to LOOK impo'tant.
 
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