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Originally Posted by RedMeat
wasn't that the guy who pretended to be a lawyer and emailed Rayn? Rayn then replied, quite humorously and in many more words, to **** off.
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you're thinking of this guy: She Made Me Mad, Now You Get To See Our Pics [NWS] by MaxxCarnage - Page 23 - TribalWar Forums
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Greetings from Internetsville intimidating anonymous MySpace stalker!
My name is Anthony 'Rayn' Maio, formerly of the ABBA cover band 'Three Blind Swedes', now doing business from the sunny shores of New Zealand, where might makes right. As you can imagine, we here at Tribalwar.Com take legal action VERY seriously, and I was pleased as punch to pass your concerns onto our legal department for review so we could best determine how to police the Internet. After my lawyer, an hornery Maori man by the name of Wilson, poured over your e-mail for several hours, I was informed that he cannot read. I read your letter to him slowly, making allowances for time to try and decode your broken English and poor grammar, but he still didn't understand your point. After several hours of frustrated grunting and intimidating facial expressions from Wilson, I was able to communicate your message to him through interpretive dance, the native language of the Maori people. After Wilson stopped laughing, I told him that this letter was for real, but he didn't believe me. The more I assured him that the Internet was serious business the harder and harder he laughed until he suffered some kind of shooting pain in his abdomen. As it turns out, Wilson had ruptured his appendix and required immediate surgery.
After he regained conciousness, he detailed for me a series of cunning legal stratagem in primitive pictograms he feels are certain to stunt any action taken by the law firm you have at your beck and call against our site. I also suspect he's been eating his own feces from his bed pan, so I think he means business.
Under his counsel, we've outlined a comprehensive plan of ignoring any quasi-legal voodoo threats we receive from potential enemies of the motherland. That being said, I'm afraid I can not comply with your request to reveal our outline for the remedy you seek nor can I discuss the unflattering sketch Wilson has just drawn of you and your amatuer pornstar cohort for reasons of national security, but trust me when I say the wheels are really turning here at Tribalwar.Com. We will advise you and your law firm when we've taken the appropriate action or my next bowel movement, which ever occurs first.
Best Regards,
Anthony
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Veteran++
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lmao, that was it. Thanks (even though it wasn't the same one).
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VeteranXX
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I remember that... lol
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VeteranXX Contributor
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could seriously do without people calling relatives and employers, i'm honestly terrified of this place
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VeteranXX
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I think it was Zombee who contacted Col pretending to be a lawyer about TW donations or something
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VeteranXX
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I remember that letter. Great stuff.
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Sour++ Contributor
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Originally Posted by BadMoFo
certain individuals on here have given me no choice by accusing some account of being my smurf
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LOL
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Diablo Escobar
could seriously do without people calling relatives and employers, i'm honestly terrified of this place
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VeteranXX
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^^ s/be in someone's sig
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ya i dont get it
he had 2 quit bc some1 accuse him of smurf when he not smurf? (but really he smurf)
also
i think lost in this is the great two-fer that has occured with scoobysnack rage quitting 2
gg
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by DarkPiece
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what is rofl about that post
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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Originally Posted by Tankbusterx
Did it really go to court? Or did the guy just make himself look like an ass
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so you want to become a cop you say...
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VeteranXV
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the obvious solution to this problem is to quit your job and collect welfare
what u gonna do now
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by HelenKeller
so you want to become a cop you say...
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no, tbx joined the military, and aims to join the popo when he has a tour under his belt
I'm grudgingly coming around to the concept that he may have grown up a bit
skysnipe though? hahahhaa
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VeteranXX
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High level frisbee does exist, my club team tests vertical, 40m, serpentine, and beep test. Some elite club players run NFL combine-like numbers.
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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Originally Posted by DarkPiece
High level frisbee.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I think Fluffyrice should weigh in on this thread.
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VeteranXX
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lmfao hi level frisbee
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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yeah man, my cousin is working on a full ride frisbee scholarship to UC Santa Cruz
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VeteranXX
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I agree.
and rayn
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dave g strikes again
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don't taze me bro
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i wrote to hr haha
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lgbr was here
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lol big head
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yara big fat loser
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yara fisher has your house
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yara in ur houses jacuzzi
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yara probably did it
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