Last Friday I wanted to get out of my office early for a change and wrapped up everything by 3 pm. I started walking downstairs and my doorbell rang which, of course, causes my dog to freak the **** out. My dog HATES Amazon and the mailman cause those cocksuckers come up to his door, ring his bell and then bail.
Anyhoot - I dont remember ordering anything so I go to open the door and there is this good looking chick standing out front. I say, "Hello?" And she says, "Yeah, I have the right house."
"Wait... what? Who are you looking for?"
"Yeah, I have the right house."
"are you sure?"
"Sam...?"
"Yes, I am Sam. Can I help you?"
"You don't remember me? You really don't remember me?"
****! Who is this? My brain starts going into overdrive and I cannot remember all the women I have slept with but this women is saying I know her. "Sorry. I don't know..."
'Sam... we dated for several years. You seriously dont remember me?"
"No, sorry."
"Sam, it's XXX!"
HOLY ****! This was my high school sweetheart. My first real girlfriend. I haven't seen or heard from her in 26 years and she is at my front door? Whats the catch? Is there a catch?
We dated for about 5 years but I heard from one of my friends 7 years or so ago that she gained a lot of weight so in my mind I was expecting her to be overweight and not like the woman standing in front of me.
Anyways, she is having marital problems (surprise) and I guess she wanted to track down me down and see if I am... available? We started chatting about the past 26 years . The smile on her face grew when she heard that I am single and it took all my self-control to not bring her inside and and ruin her marriage for her.
Last Friday I wanted to get out of my office early for a change and wrapped up everything by 3 pm. I started walking downstairs and my doorbell rang which, of course, causes my dog to freak the **** out. My dog HATES Amazon and the mailman cause those cocksuckers come up to his door, ring his bell and then bail.
Anyhoot - I dont remember ordering anything so I go to open the door and there is this good looking chick standing out front. I say, "Hello?" And she says, "Yeah, I have the right house."
"Wait... what? Who are you looking for?"
"Yeah, I have the right house."
"are you sure?"
"Sam...?"
"Yes, I am Sam. Can I help you?"
"You don't remember me? You really don't remember me?"
****! Who is this? My brain starts going into overdrive and I cannot remember all the women I have slept with but this women is saying I know her. "Sorry. I don't know..."
'Sam... we dated for several years. You seriously dont remember me?"
"No, sorry."
"Sam, it's XXX!"
HOLY ****! This was my high school sweetheart. My first real girlfriend. I haven't seen or heard from her in 26 years and she is at my front door? Whats the catch? Is there a catch?
We dated for about 5 years but I heard from one of my friends 7 years or so ago that she gained a lot of weight so in my mind I was expecting her to be overweight and not like the woman standing in front of me.
Anyways, she is having marital problems (surprise) and I guess she wanted to track down me down and see if I am... available? We started chatting about the past 26 years . The smile on her face grew when she heard that I am single and it took all my self-control to not bring her inside and and ruin her marriage for her.
Last Friday I wanted to get out of my office early for a change and wrapped up everything by 3 pm. I started walking downstairs and my doorbell rang which, of course, causes my dog to freak the **** out. My dog HATES Amazon and the mailman cause those cocksuckers come up to his door, ring his bell and then bail.
Anyhoot - I dont remember ordering anything so I go to open the door and there is this good looking chick standing out front. I say, "Hello?" And she says, "Yeah, I have the right house."
"Wait... what? Who are you looking for?"
"Yeah, I have the right house."
"are you sure?"
"Sam...?"
"Yes, I am Sam. Can I help you?"
"You don't remember me? You really don't remember me?"
****! Who is this? My brain starts going into overdrive and I cannot remember all the women I have slept with but this women is saying I know her. "Sorry. I don't know..."
'Sam... we dated for several years. You seriously dont remember me?"
"No, sorry."
"Sam, it's XXX!"
HOLY ****! This was my high school sweetheart. My first real girlfriend. I haven't seen or heard from her in 26 years and she is at my front door? Whats the catch? Is there a catch?
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We dated for about 5 years but I heard from one of my friends 7 years or so ago that she gained a lot of weight so in my mind I was expecting her to be overweight and not like the woman standing in front of me.
Anyways, she is having marital problems (surprise) and I guess she wanted to track down me down and see if I am... available? We started chatting about the past 26 years .
The smile on her face grew when she heard that I am single and it took all my self-control to not bring her inside and and ruin her marriage for her.
It's very difficult to describe what I am feels.
Stop watching the halmark channel and tap that pronto.
Last Friday I wanted to get out of my office early for a change and wrapped up everything by 3 pm. I started walking downstairs and my doorbell rang which, of course, causes my dog to freak the **** out. My dog HATES Amazon and the mailman cause those cocksuckers come up to his door, ring his bell and then bail.
Anyhoot - I dont remember ordering anything so I go to open the door and there is this good looking chick standing out front. I say, "Hello?" And she says, "Yeah, I have the right house."
"Wait... what? Who are you looking for?"
"Yeah, I have the right house."
"are you sure?"
"Sam...?"
"Yes, I am Sam. Can I help you?"
"You don't remember me? You really don't remember me?"
****! Who is this? My brain starts going into overdrive and I cannot remember all the women I have slept with but this women is saying I know her. "Sorry. I don't know..."
'Sam... we dated for several years. You seriously dont remember me?"
"No, sorry."
"Sam, it's XXX!"
HOLY ****! This was my high school sweetheart. My first real girlfriend. I haven't seen or heard from her in 26 years and she is at my front door? Whats the catch? Is there a catch?
We dated for about 5 years but I heard from one of my friends 7 years or so ago that she gained a lot of weight so in my mind I was expecting her to be overweight and not like the woman standing in front of me.
Anyways, she is having marital problems (surprise) and I guess she wanted to track down me down and see if I am... available? We started chatting about the past 26 years . The smile on her face grew when she heard that I am single and it took all my self-control to not bring her inside and and ruin her marriage for her.