[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

Edofnor said:

btw i can't remember the paper that "masterfully amputated" quote is from but there's a pic of it somewhere in the ken burns civil war coffee table book

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This is indeed a genuine photograph that was taken during the Obama era in 2014. However, there major differences between the immigration policy at the center of the pictured protest and the child detention centers that were at the center of public outrage in June 2018.

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In a nutshell: Families were separated under President Barack Obama as the result of deportation of undocumented people from the United States. Families were separated under President Donald Trump as parents and children were put into different detention facilities after they crossed the border to ask for asylum in the United States.

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lemontw said:

vanster has been defending his thesis for the last 30 years
he's a GREAT GREAT thesis defender, the best

ODE TO VANSTER'S THESIS
vanster isn't slender but he's a wicked thesis defender
coming off a bender writing defensive splendor
mary was a mender but van was way too tender
he didn't want a threesome with mary's ex grease bum
got him all twisty-turny he almost worked for berine
now lisa has hit the bricks and vanster is on the fritz
thinking of the good old days back when he was in a cupid haze
living in the past this one run may be his last one
hope he don't collapse right after his next relapse
be strong vanster bro there is always the next rad ho
maybe ur next chick will be more into ur stupid shit

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Even some Democrats, including warriors of press and tube, are beginning to take note that separating the children was first an Obama idea. A CNN interlocutor braced Sen. Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin with a loaded reminder that many critics of Donald Trump, who are now critical of bunking the children on mattresses within enclosures of wire and steel, made no criticism when Mr. Obama did it.

“You know,” Sen. Baldwin replied, in a voice as bland as a bowl of Cream of Wheat, “on this issue that we get into a moment where we’re making progress and then when it stalls we turn around. I think we all need to continue to be focused on it and press it through.”

The CNN interlocutor, Brooke Baldwin (presumably no kin) attempted to assist the senator in getting into focus, tried the question again. She asked the senator, with precision, whether she had the same feelings about how Mr. Obama did the things then that she and her Democratic colleagues are so hard on the Trump administration for doing those same things now. “You know, in numbers of cases,” the senator replied, “I remember a constituent was in detention at the border, arguably very inappropriately, and we raised our voices in this instance and many others.”

The question the senator avoided — she could have at least said “that was then and this is now” — was straight to the point: Is a policy one of “child abuse” simply because Donald Trump is executing the policy?

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Sen. Chuck Schumer of the New York, the leader of the Democratic minority in the U.S. Senate, scoffs at the administration’s suggestion that it might put up 20,000 children at military bases in Arkansas and Texas. “Is it even feasible?” Well, why not? The can-do spirit of Americans always astonishes the world. We’re not talking here about whether Congress could do it. The U.S. military can do more things than Chuck Schumer dreams of. Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts pipes up that “Trump is taking America to a dark and ugly place.” Indians have a reputation for courage and ferocious bravery, but Pocahontas sounds scared. She should have a sip of firewater and lie down until she feels better.

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Vanster said:

I'd almost be aware of your accolades, if Lisa even knew who you were. I'll provide her with your verse, and best of luck on getting a gf of your own.

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Vanster said:

I'd almost be aware of your accolades, if Lisa even knew who you were. I'll provide her with your verse, and best of luck on getting a gf of your own.

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Gandalf said:

Yes, in contrast to your three failed marriages. I suspect Lisa is smart enough not to become failure #4. But then again she is dating an abusive alcoholic, so she can't be that intelligent.

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Hillary Clinton would have been out by now

Imagine a world where obsolete tariffs are enacted, the Russian and North Korean dictators are our role models, the Canadians and Mexicans become our enemies, and where we enact cruel immigration policies that separate 2-year-olds from their parents.

Now imagine the president is Hillary Clinton. Would our Republican-controlled Congress allow her to last a day in office? I think not.

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I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?

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Vanster said:

I'd almost be aware of your accolades, if Lisa even knew who you were. I'll provide her with your verse, and best of luck on getting a gf of your own.

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Vanster said:

I'd almost be aware of your accolades, if Lisa even knew who you were. I'll provide her with your verse, and best of luck on getting a gf of your own.

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Miguel Hernandez pleaded guilty Wednesday to a misdemeanor charge of method of returning marked ballot — reduced from a third-degree felony charge of illegal voting.

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Elderly voters in West Dallas and Grand Prairie alleged that someone forged their signatures on mail-in ballots in the May 2017 Dallas City Council race.

Authorities investigated nearly 700 mail-in ballots in the election.

The Dallas County district attorney's office is also investigating whether there was fraud in the handling of more than 1,200 mail-in ballot applications from West Dallas, Grand Prairie and parts of Oak Cliff.

Those applications generated 459 ballots that were reviewed by a county board that looks at questionable ballots.

Hernandez was accused only in the 2017 election. He visited a woman in April 2017 and took her blank absentee ballot. He filled it out and forged her signature before mailing it in, court records show.

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