[so] fuck you, I'm going to Vegas

Love playing poker in Vegas. So much nicer than local casinos.

local = 1 or 2 tables of mostly grim regulars that are super serious about poker, paying for beer/booze, having to drive home, and my rake is going to the Ho Chunk or Potowatomi

Vegas
Free top shelf booze - Grey Goose, Kettle One
Everyone's on vacation, so it's easy to hang out and chat to pass the time
Plenty of casinos to choose from, then plenty of tables to choose from at the big casinos
Gorgeous waitresses and just general eye candy around
Play is casual and typically worse than local
I don't drive anywhere, just stagger back to my hotel
Hotels are awesome - as one of my buddies put it, in Vegas they blow up nicer hotels than we have here
 
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SuicideTaxi said:
Why would anyone come to vegas looking for "cheap alcohol and cheap buffets"

That always kills me

Just stay home and go to Mcdonalds like normal, god damn
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They still exist in Vegas, just not as plentiful.

Plus you can get an incredible buffet for $30 - $50

Plus if you gamble, you can use your player points to pay for food - poker is worth $1 or $2 an hour
 
The word that always comes to mind when the topic of Vegas comes up is "brittle". It's kind of horrible, like Hollywood with better janitors.
 
Plan to be in Vegas mid-day Wednesday. Though it's a mere four hours away, I only visit that burning eyesore of a city for conferences and bachelor parties.
 
Lemon said:
What's up with all the trash in the streets? Shit blowing everywhere.
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Well, the trash cans are filled up with strip club playing cards, so you can't put your garbage there.

The better question is why hasn't anything been done about all these mexicans forcing me into the street because I don't want their flyers?
 
well hot damn... walking is for poor people now.

rich people fly from casino to casino in their private jets.
 
lots of drunk tourists walking around

lots of garbage on the streets

i do not see the connection
 
Groove said:
lots of drunk tourists walking around

lots of garbage on the streets

i do not see the connection
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and lots of stripper playing cards. the way those mexicans snap and flick the cards you just have to take them. then you realize you dont actually want them, you were just under the spell of said mexicans, so you throw it on the street only to be confronted by another mexican enchanter and before you know it you've got another one in your hands and you dont know wtf happened.
 
The trick to avoiding the porn magazine people is to rent the car, and park in the hotel garages. I don't walk the strip, barely drive on it, use back roads and the free way. I tour a few hotels and food places early in the morning/afternoon, then go back to MB and get drunk.
 
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I am having a lovely time in Las Vegas, there are so many nice young ladies here, from all over the world :sunny:
 
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